Turd Ferguson

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

Told ya @NickSwardson

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

I'm a redwood, I love to be a tree yes I'm a Druid @pnut @NickHexum

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

What section you in @ImSteveMigs

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

Will I be seeing you tomorrow night at hops and props? @MensRoomLive

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

Anyone want to join me this afternoon? Grab some "tuck friendly" swim suits and some bud light from target and hang out at the kiddie pool? I want to see some redneck heads explode. @NickSwardson

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

#DemonMeatShake #DiabloPromo

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

@Diablo I guess I didn't need to eat all that chicken after all. 🍗🐔

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

#TheMandolorianXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Bring the ultimate bounty home!

RT with #TheMandalorianXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X & S.

No purchase necessary, ends 8pm 5/11/23. Open only to Xbox supported regions. Must be 18+ to enter. Official rules: https://t.co/Sp0qAHim5H

[XBOX @XBOX]

Bring the ultimate bounty home!

RT with #TheMandalorianXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X & S.

No purchase necessary, ends 8pm 5/11/23. Open only to Xbox supported regions. Must be 18+ to enter. Official rules: https://t.co/Sp0qAHim5H

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

@ThrillKISW @TheeTedSmith @MilesKISW beer and air boats. Cheers bitches.

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

Where are all those memes about oil pipelines being super safe and environmentally friendly. I imagine if enough are posted, the memes can clean up the leaks in no time. #KeystonePipeline

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

Nice work with your fb add sound transit

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

@neiltyson next time you are in Seattle, you have an open invitation to my Science classroom at Lincoln High School.

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

His name was Robert Paulson

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

If you thought 2021 sucked, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you…

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

@NickHexum @pnut sad to miss the show Tonight, but happy to be coaching my swim team to a victory instead. #DLMD

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

@elonmusk is it time for another competition? Engineering design to eliminate/mitigate drought.

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

@pnut @NickHexum

[Turd Ferguson @Keratic]

I had my microchip injection yesterday! I can't wait for the second so I can be my own wi-fi hotspot!