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[CANMNT @CANMNT_Official]

Thank you, Prime Minister! We know EXACTLY what this means to the country 🇨🇦💪

#CANMNT #OurGameNow

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Getting @BarackObama to consider refereeing today’s 🇨🇦 vs. 🇶🇦 match… #GoCanadaGo

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

WOW 😳 Just when you thought your day couldn't get any better...

I wasn't expecting this.
Thank you, Hunter.

If my story has inspired even one person, then every struggle, relapse, overdose, setback, and difficult day was worth sharing.

Recovery is possible. I'm living proof. Hunter is living proof. Millions of others are living proof.

No matter how far you've fallen, no matter how hopeless things feel, your story isn't over.

We do recover. ❤️

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Canada is one of the biggest supporters of Ukraine. Standing with President @ZelenskyyUA at the G7, I announced that Canada is imposing more than 160 new sanctions on Russian individuals, entities, and vessels.

We’re keeping the pressure on Russia to negotiate peace — a just and lasting peace — for Ukraine and Europe.

[이재명 @Jaemyung_Lee]

마크 카니 캐나다 총리님과 정상회담을 가졌습니다. 1년 전 총리님의 초대로 G7 정상회의에 참석했던 기억이 생생한데, 벌써 1년이 지나 두 번째 G7 정상회의에서 만나게 되어 더욱 뜻깊은 시간이었습니다.

캐나다는 자유와 평화를 위해 함께 싸워준 소중한 친구이자, 한반도 평화와 번영에 기여해 온 핵심 우방국입니다. 이러한 깊은 신뢰와 유대감을 토대로, 양국의 협력 관계는 점차 지평을 넓혀가고 있습니다.

방산 강국이자 첨단 산업 기술력을 보유한 대한민국이야말로 캐나다의 방산 역량을 강화하고, 에너지 강국으로의 발전을 도울 최적의 파트너라 확신합니다. 총리님께서 강조해 오신 ‘유사 입장국 연대’를 추진하는 과정에서도 양국의 호혜적 협력이 빛을 발할 것이라 생각합니다.

캐나다의 성공적인 북중미 월드컵 개최도 축하드립니다. 2002년 월드컵이 우리 온 국민에게 큰 기쁨과 자부심을 안겨주었듯이, 이번 북중미 월드컵이 세계인을 하나로 단결시키는 축제로서 캐나다 국민께 큰 기쁨이 되기를 기대합니다.

앞으로 카니 총리님과 더 긴밀히 소통하며 함께 양국 관계의 새로운 도약을 이끌어 가겠습니다.

I met with Prime Minister @MarkJCarney of Canada. I still vividly remember attending last year's G7 Summit at Prime Minister Carney's invitation, making it especially meaningful to meet him again one year later at my second G7 Summit.

Canada is a cherished friend that fought alongside with Korea in defense of freedom and peace, and a key partner that has contributed to peace and prosperity on the Korean Peninsula. Built on deep trust and a strong bond, our two countries continue to broaden the horizons of cooperation.

I am confident that the Republic of Korea—a global leader in the defence industry with advanced industrial capabilities—is the ideal partner to help strengthen Canada's defence capabilities and support its growth into an energy powerhouse. I also believe our mutually beneficial cooperation will shine even brighter as we advance the "solidarity among like-minded countries" that Prime Minister Carney has championed.

I also congratulate Canada on its successful hosting of the 2026 FIFA World Cup in North America. Just as the 2002 World Cup brought great joy and pride to the Korean people, I hope this tournament will serve as a celebration that unites people around the world and brings lasting joy to Canadians.

Going forward, I will remain in close communication with Prime Minister
Carney as we work together to take our bilateral relationship to even greater heights.

[Prime Minister of Canada @CanadianPM]

Canada is ready for the beautiful game.

https://t.co/78U9toSJy8

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

On today’s episode of

Idiocracy-The Reality Show.

Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production)

Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo.

Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke.

Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling.

I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess.

Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again.

And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.

[David Eby @Dave_Eby]

Mr. Artan would be welcomed and celebrated in British Columbia for what he’s overcome and where he is today. Let’s have him referee in Vancouver.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The Trump influencer machine is REALLY going after Ashley St. Clair right now. It's almost as if the stuff she said about Elon's satellite network hacking the voting machines was a true story

[Prime Minister of Canada @CanadianPM]

Statement by the leaders of Canada, Australia, France, Germany, Italy, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom on the situation in the West Bank. https://t.co/72icmeiQW9

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Canada's role in taking firm action – often trailblazing – to ramp up pressure against Russia and in rallying allies across the Atlantic to support Ukraine is greatly appreciated by Ukrainians. Ultimately, this is what will help bring Russia's war to an end. Thank you, Mark, and all Canadians for your support and condolences.

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

I am regularly asked what specifically blue states and Congress should do to protect the midterm elections.

Here you go, I list and explain them one by one.
https://t.co/4RXOlS1vUh

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Everybody subscribe to Marc's blog/website. He does instrumental work that NOBODY ELSE DOES. We need him very badly.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

FRIENDS: Tomorrow is Election Day in Virginia! Polls open 6AM-7PM.

Vote YES on redistricting to put the power of drawing districts back in the hands of the people—not politicians. Fight fire with fire, and protect fair representation. Your vote is the firewall!

#VoteYesVirginia

[Brian Cardone 🏴‍☠️🇺🇦 @cardon_brian]

Come on Virginia‼️Let’s get to the polls and #VoteYESVirginiaToday to stop Trump and his enablers rampant corruption and get back to having a Congress that will be a check on this administration’s abuse of power. Obama knows we are in a crisis, so it’s time to fight 🔥with💥💥

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

TRUMP started the fight. Texas. Florida. North Carolina. Gerrymandered maps, rigged districts, stolen seats.
Virginia can answer back — but only TODAY, April 21.

Remember, your vote is your voice so use it. Vote yes from 6am to 7pm.
#VoteYesVirginiaToday

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Donald Trump thought he could score cheap political points by calling Bill LeRoy an “insult to Jesus” because the veteran catcher and captain of the Savannah Bananas is “beyond woke” and believes that God does not discriminate on the basis of gender.
Standing in front of a roaring, sold-out Banana Ball crowd, LeRoy didn’t just clap back — he delivered a powerful, no-nonsense response that shook the stadium.
“The president of the United States just said that I insulted Jesus,” LeRoy began, gripping the mic with calm intensity. “You want to know what’s a real insult to Jesus? Turning your back on people who need help while giving more to those who already have everything.”
“You know what insults Jesus?” he continued, gesturing toward the crowd. “Separating families, shutting doors on those in need, and forgetting what ‘love thy neighbor’ actually means. That’s not the message I stand for — and it’s not the message this team stands for.”
“You know what insults Jesus? Preaching values while ignoring compassion. Talking about faith while practicing division. That’s not faith — that’s politics dressed up as religion.”
“I’m not a perfect Christian,” he said, a small smile crossing his face. “There’s only been one perfect man, and I’m not him. I’m just a catcher who believes in treating people right.”
“Jesus told us to love our neighbors as ourselves… So why do we keep choosing hate, division, and fear instead?”

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

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