Keremy Jyle

Topical chat show hosted by Keremy Jyle on IVT1, 9.30 Monday - Friday, Aftercare guest support is given by our resident old queen Gayham.

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Out for a ride in the Jag with Gayham tonight, all he keeps on about is going dogging, the old queen #keremyjyleshow

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I wish Gayham would stop playing footsie with me under the table in the backstage office #keremyjyleshow

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The lady who has not seen her son for 20 years had a surprise reunion today after he was handed in at Tesco #keremyjyleshow

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After yesterdays show Steve went straight back to prison, mind you he is a prison warden, Ann is still a bit of a slapper #keremyjyleshow

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Just finished filming tomorrows show, going for a pint with Gayham and a night of poker #keremyjyleshow

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She's never slept with any other man but she's 70% sure he's the father, stupid woman is thick as pig shit #keremyjyleshow

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We are hoping to get David Cameron and Nick Clegg on the show to do a lie detector special "who has not kept their election promises"

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Show Fact: Gayham does not have a dressing room, he has a closet, we spend ages waiting for him to come out of it #keremyjyleshow

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Think we need heavier chairs on the show, they keep getting moved around, ruining my shiny laminate floor #keremyjyleshow

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You can now follow the #keremyjyleshow on #twitter, you won't find us on that #facebook though, all that poking stuff going on.

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Gayham's just nipped into the toilets with a brown bag under his arm, don't know what he's up too in there. #keremyjyleshow

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Had some right wankers on the show today, we caught an 17yr old single mother snorting DAZ, well she's cleaned up her act #keremyjyleshow

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Me and Gayham are down the pub, mines a pint and Gayham's having a pink gin, may put a quid in the fruit machine #keremyjyleshow

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When we get a violent guest on the show our security Big Dave & his lads take them back stage and give them a bloody good kicking.

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Update: Last weeks guest Martin has stopped dealing drugs since the show, he was made redundant from his job in Boots #keremyjyleshow

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And those all important DNA tests showed that Sam was not the biological mother of her 2 children #keremyjyleshow

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Gayham has bought in some lovely pink fairy cakes for the Keremy Jyle team #keremyjyleshow

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Always practice safe sex with ugly people, put a bag over their head and one over yours just in case theirs comes off #keremyjyleshow

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After the show John & Nancy said they were going their separate ways, in after care Gayham has lent John his wank sock #keremyjyleshow

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Gayham is back stage polishing his pork sword ready for the show #keremyjyleshow