Keren 😚❤️

Do all the sh**t bh don't forget to pray🙏🏾

[Keren 😚❤️ @KerenMutia]

@fineboytunde_ @KerenMutia ifb🥺

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Njambi alifind love akahamia instagram akatoka twitter.She is now divorced amerudi twitter.Twitter hukua a home of miserable and unloved women.

[NJAMBI•FEVER @njambifever]

There’s a very BIG difference between separated & divorced 😭💀

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

"Gen Z wanaharibu biashara zetu" in 2024 leo wako kwa protest. You can't outrun bad governance !

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

I asked someone what is the difference between Ruto's Regime and Uhuru's Regime.

She said:

“If I want to go to Mombasa and use the SGR, I’m grateful to Uhuru.

When I use the Nairobi Expressway and see how quickly I get to my destination without sitting in tiresome traffic, I say, ‘God bless Uhuru.’

Then I asked, “What about Ruto?”

She paused and said:

“Every month, I look at my payslip and see money being deducted for this thing called Affordable Housing. I resent Ruto. Those houses are not even affordable to the poor. They will mostly be bought by the rich. My money is being used to benefit people who are already better off.

And whenever I walk past Parliament, I get a painful déjà vu. I remember how young people’s lives were lost, and my heart skips a beat.

That is why, when the time comes, I must make the right decision.”

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

“Maandamano ya genZ inaharibu biashara” finally wamefikiwa. Wako maandamano tao on a working day.Bad governance kufikia kila mtu. Stay guided.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

I used to think Ruto is an idiot. He knows what he is doing. This is intentional. He speaks and does the opposite.

WE WILL NEVER FORGET!!

RUTO MUST GO!

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha.. Life ya ndoa huwa funny.. Unaeza choose jamaa halewi, aanze kulewa akiwa kwa kina ndoa.. Uchague dem petite, anonee kwa ndoa.. Uchague jamaa ako monied, msote mkiwa kwa ndoa.. You can choose right, ikue crooked with time😂

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Bwana walisema huku Homabay ndio kuna shiny things kumbe ni ukora tu…dust is constant

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Here is Isaya Yunge, the 36-year-old Tanzanian national who has reportedly warmed the heart of Charlene Ruto. Isaya speaks fluent Chinese and has been accompanying President Samia Suluhu Hassan on her international state visits. On his social media pages, Yunge is seen dining with the who’s who, from the late Queen Elizabeth II to various heads of state.

Yunge is the founder of the Soma App, a mobile application that enables African students to search for scholarship opportunities. Apart from Soma App, Yunge has founded other products including KAYA, a smart speaker that uses artificial intelligence to collect Africa-related data. He also founded Somafit, a smartwatch designed to measure blood pressure and heart rate in real time.

He holds a bachelor’s degree from the Institute of Finance Management and the University of Cambridge. In 2018, he was featured in Forbes 30 Under 30 as one of Tanzania’s upcoming billionaires. Another day to remind Walala Hoii that the rich will always marry from the rich.

Somewhere, there is a mumu scrolling through this news with an Infinix phone held together by a cracked screen protector, a negative Fuliza limit, torn underwear and a family home sitting on a 50×100 plot that his parents bought on hire purchase.

This Mumu had convinced himself that his big breakthrough was just one DM away... that somehow he would slide his way into Charlene’s heart, escape poverty and finally retire from eating ugali umena.

There was also another one eyed mumu from Lubao who thought that his talent of waist movement while singing Kupedekale would land him a few acres in Sugoi & Kilgoris. Unfortunately, the competition arrived speaking fluent Chinese, attending state dinners and carrying a CV that looks like it was written by Forbes itself.

The poor mumu has now discovered that in the Olympics of marrying into wealth, “Hi dear” in the DM is not a qualification. Chesaa!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni kabisa, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kizza Besigye was abducted by Ruto and delivered to Uganda for torture. Yesterday he collapsed in court.

He has done collateral damage to our country and neighbors

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Sasa kesho Gachagua atakuwa field day 😂😂

[Billy @MwangiHub]

H.E Rigathi Gachagua has an active spy in the heart of the Presidency!

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

So you're telling me that doctors can tell if someone masturbates?

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Now I understand why they keep telling women to marry before 25. After 25, you start thinking differently. You stop chasing the wedding and start asking if the marriage itself is even worth it.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Ruto’s Special National Address felt so random and forced. You listen carefully, waiting for substance, but there’s no depth, no value, no direction. Just a lot of words that amount to nothing. Pure nonsense

It almost feels like this administration needed something to dominate the headlines because the numbers are down. Total waste of time

Fellow citizens…WANTAM!

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Arrest this man.

Arrest Eliud Lagat.

Face of evil.

Albert Ojwang's killer.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

A girlfriend must have a plan bro, it is either she is studying, working or running a business. Stay away from lazy women!

[Jimmy Kings @JimmyKings8]

BREAKING NEWS

Don't joke with MURIMA PEOPLE

KITHURE KINDIKI has been asked to resign to allow appointment of OPARANYA

He has refused

He has been threatened with IMPEACHMENT like Gachagua

He has told them BRING IT ON

I am a HYENA, I will bite you, chew you & swallow you.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Sifuna yesterday publicly embarrassed Ruto on live TV, and Ruto’s fans are pretending they didn’t see it.🚨

Ruto has been selling us "affordable housing to eliminate slums."

Sifuna asked the only question that matters:

How many slums since collecting housing levy have you actually closed?

Then he went for the jugular:

What slum are you eliminating in Funyula? In Lamu?

You’re taxing poor people to build 12-storey ghost buildings in places with zero slums...

And you still call this a "legacy project"?

Explain this one without gaslighting.

I’ll wait.

This government must go.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Chances are,

Oburu might not eat Christmas

Oparanya to take over

Ndio unaona wajaluo wako State House every weekend , akina TJ Kajwang na hizo Arvs zake

Jonasi is promising Wajaka DP

All the best Youth leader

Gotea Rao masaa ikifika

Sifuna and Babu will do him proud