Keri Bhajan

*Lay low, I'm a mission rebel, angel devil. Little left of the middle. Sometimes I get temperamental*

[Keri Bhajan @Keri_sha]

@virginactiveSA so irritating to get to gym and hear 15 minutes after the class was supposed to start that it's cancelled yet again. 👎🏼

[Keri Bhajan @Keri_sha]

I'm trying hard to trust you
When you say, "Give me your hand." Baby, I'm fallin',
I hope you catch me when I land. ❤

[Love2Laugh @AndLive2Love]

Coworker: "What, are u twelve?"

Me: "Ya, on a scale of 1-10 bitch!"

[Samoosas and Chill (MD) @samoosasnchill]

My brown sisters, please stop wearing low rise jeans and too-tight tshirts

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

The best and worst days were the ones where I got up and tried again.

[HEART @HeartSPL]

don't ask me for directions, i get lost navigating the web...

[private citizen @MourningGlory4]

Him: I like you

Me: Just wait

[DJ Darrell Ripley© @djdarrellripley]

Me: I have to go to a funeral.

Her: Oh, I'm so sorry. Who died?

Me: One of my clients... It's a business funeral, not a pleasure funeral.

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

[1950]
I love you - sincere feeling, usually ending in marriage until death did them apart.

[2016]
I love you - insincere form of flattery.

[Keri Bhajan @Keri_sha]

@_Resham_D dude! When last? Hope you're well. Apologies for the delay. Welcome back 😊

[Keri Bhajan @Keri_sha]

People who get in fights and end up battered and bruised say 'you should see the other guy'. This week has left me resembling the other guy.

[Daz? @HomeProbably]

*infuses box of tissues with chloroform*

-me as a therapist.

[Keri Bhajan @Keri_sha]

Wondering if I dodged a bullet or just lost the love of my life. ♪❤

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: When I grow up, I want to be a teacher.

Me: What kind of teacher?

6: Defense Against the Dark Arts.