Keri Bowman

Making jokes to ease the tension since 1992

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

@barkbox the adorable Gideon the Pigeon only lasted about 20 minutes in our house ☹️

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

if you can’t answer this you need some crt

[Paul @bingowings14]

McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling https://t.co/7g6bhOiYAN

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

My parents recently moved in with me and this showed up on my doorstep.

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

Today at the mortgage company on the phone with a customer: “Inflation is just so high and I’m trying to cut costs, but I don’t want to sell any more cows”.

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

“Don’t forget to charge your moon water tonight.”

Is a text I just sent.

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

@emleecompton That would be such a blessing

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

@KendraWrites Yes, but in NC. Moved there as a freshman from Indiana. It was required to graduate, so my sister, who was a senior, was in class with me.

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

I have a crush on @RichardEngel

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

MASH. War is war. Hell is hell. https://t.co/fLYrgHYapq via @YouTube

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

“If I wanted to be bottle-fed something I definitely think it would be chai.” @amlaro912 Monday night musings

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

@amlaro912 took me out to a lovely dinner tonight. Our fine-dining experience was interrupted by 2 middle aged men getting into a fist fight in the middle of the restaurant. Honestly it was awesome. #easttennessee

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

I’ve been thoroughly enjoying reading this book right before bed, but last night I had a terrible dream in which I did something to disappoint my parents. Not sure if there’s a connection?

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

@JessieTownes Prolly not bc there are no tears in heaven

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

CARTOON OF THE DAY 😳

#StopBanningBooks #TeachTheTruth

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

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[Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck]

Reagan promised to appoint the first woman to #SCOTUS, and it was generally viewed as both a savvy political move and an overdue breaking of the glass ceiling.

Biden promises to appoint the first black woman to #SCOTUS, and the righties throw a fit.

I wonder what’s different…

[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

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[Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke]

Driving across northern Indiana today, marveling at the giant windmills, my dad turns to me and says, “Do you know how many birds those things kill?!” It’s like he gets his “information” from one specific place.