Jenn Green

It's not easy being Green

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Today's stresses are requiring a second cup of some very bracing tea.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

@tapas_app Am I the only one it’s not working for? All the comics are still locked for me. It won’t even let me unlock them with ink if I wanted to.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

@megamandap @DisneysMulan "In the Niki Caro remake, it has been confirmed that Li Shang will be portrayed by Yoson An and be renamed Chen Honghui, a confident and ambitious recruit who joins Commander Tung’s unit. He becomes Mulan's most important ally and eventual love interest."

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Proud to be the 3,750th 😎 on @BackerKit for Unstable Unicorns. Thanks @UnstbleUnicrns

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

@amanduuurr IKR? I'd win for sure.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

"Then I'll play more computer games. It's a simple life." - Jenn for Prez 2016

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Yup. Locked my keys in the house. Gonna be one of those days.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Yikes, just got home from work. 6am is gonna come awful quick.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Also, I'm going to be cleaning up my twitter, because I want to come back, but some of the people/things I follow are toxic.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

I must look good today, because an elderly African American gentleman stopped me in Wawa to tell me so.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Some douche canoe ran into the transformer box so hard they have to make a repair underground to get our power back on.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Power has been out since 1230. I'm now sitting in the dark, trying to remember where the flashlights are.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

How do I know when my tea's done steeping? When it's as black as my soul...which is a rather muddy brown color.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Sometimes character naming gets out of hand. Vitus and Damascus as the hero and heroine of a contemporary romance? Really?

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that's true of every single person's problems. The common denominator is always yourself.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

"The one common denominator in every one of Taylor's failed relationships is Taylor." ...what?

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Feeling the love from @ModCloth Customer Care! I just gave 5 stars to Jared for an A+ experience!

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Did we watch the same movie? If that was the message, the movie would've ended at the costume ball with Tiana as a new restauranteur.

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Saw a blog comment about how great the message from Princess and the Frog is: "set a goal, work hard, achieve said goal."

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

I also find it humorous this server has asked the table next to me what they ordered three times in the 15min I've been here. #NewRestaurant

[Jenn Green @KermitsGirl]

Someone please explain why a place that's only open for breakfast and lunch has a full bar? Not that I'm complaining...