Sarah Harvey

The littlest Harvey

[Sarah Harvey @KernelSassyPant]

"What's your stripper song?" "Jeopardy song" *mimes whipping shirt around* DUN NUN NUN NUN DUN NUN NUN!

[tumblr @tumblr]

that's not a bug,
that's a feature.

https://t.co/t52eO66xDt

[Sarah Harvey @KernelSassyPant]

“What if mens sacs were actually sacks?” - @lizZmilK “I’d still be angry that women are missing out on pockets, again!” - me

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

What glorious (and dangerous) trouble will our favorite angel and demon find themselves in this time? 😇😈 Good news! #GoodOmens is returning for Season 2 on @PrimeVideo.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The creature: Victor Frankenstein:

[Greg McL @throwsfast]

This is awesome #Reddit #RedditCommercial

[Meep the Bird @meepthebird]

What a game! Team Ruff leaving with the WIN. Well done pups. 73/69 #PuppyBowl

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

What a comeback! Way to go Team Ruff!

Congratulations to your #PuppyBowl XVII Champions!

[Sarah Harvey @KernelSassyPant]

“You’re so white that sunscreen turns you orange?!?” - @lizZmilK to me #ItIsWhatItIs

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

The velociraptors are evolving quickly and beginning to use tools. so far they’re only using carpenters squares and stud finders though so we’re not worried

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

ran out of blood so we put fruit punch gatorade in one of the dinos

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

keep accidentally referring to the dinosaurs as “friends from work” and saying stuff at the dinner table with my family like “my friend from work ate a guest today”

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

made a normal turtle. sometimes you just need to chill

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

The t-rex’s name is ‘Large Kevin’

[Sarah Harvey @KernelSassyPant]

“I’ll take a medium iced caramel latte, and Sarah doesn’t have Corona” - Brett to Lizz because I have an upset tummy 😂😂😅😅

[Ming of Mongo, Anarchist Arsonist @ming_mongo]

All cops. Everywhere.

Hang in, Stockholm.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

The FBI is rounding up people across the U.S. and interrogating them about their beliefs. Do not respond or speak to them, only let them know you will not speak to them without a lawyer present, record if you can. #Antifa #ICantBreathe #blacklivesmatter https://t.co/fnmuCBQNmk

[lm @lizZmilK]

I’m a hufflepuff moon!! My sun is ravenclaw 😣 - @KernelSassyPant

[Sarah Harvey @KernelSassyPant]

💃💃💃💃

[lm @lizZmilK]

“C R N T L E that spells control 🎵”

[Sarah Harvey @KernelSassyPant]

@lizZmilK 💃💃💃💃

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

A conversation with auto service:
my life as a meme