Slack Kerouac

oh how novel, a musician on twitter

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@phoebe_bridgers music is for people who can't make their own emotions. It's sadness insulin.

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@tophermwoods I think you're on an evangelical christian site.

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Tool fans are the Qanon of music

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@babaganoujgood EUIV?

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@realDonaldTrump You are the dumbest cunt who has ever managed to successfully use a phone.

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@tophermwoods https://t.co/1A51Z0vPhA
Starve, because ducks are monsters in cute disguises.

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@JDUnxs what about eating their young?

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@babaganoujgood They think you're a flamingo and thus not a threat.

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Just saying the queen's message this year is gonna have some serious work to do.

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People who deliver junk mail are the same people who leave shit in the sink to 'soak'.

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@realDonaldTrump shut the fuck up you wasted orange bag of skin.

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Beach house fans eventually evolve into norah jones fans and then die by slipping into a coma brought on by the compounded weight of nothing ever happening in the music they listen to.

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The only black thing the current #auspol gov cares about is coal.

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@ScottMorrisonMP @narendramodi Scott you dosey c***. They're blowing up indigenous heritage sites, stop making shithouse jokes and protect the f***ing land we live on.

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Hey @Grimezsz , if you're auctioning off a part of your soul still, would you accept a slightly larger part of my soul as payment? Or are you only taking cash?

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@Pontifex Can't fuck kids anymore, so we gonna settle for fucking the justice system. #justcatholicthings

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This next one goes out to everyone spending years driving solo to work but they got their keepcup thinking they saved the environment.

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@theboltreport Remember when you defended George Pell? Well since he's in prison I guess you gotta go after the kids yourself ey?

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Florence & the Machine is just Kate Bush for the #twilight generation.

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I don't mind eating meat, but choosing which eggs to buy always puts me through a major crisis.