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Bill Rashid Carrom King-Bartholomew. Professional Carrom king 👑. Was a nun in a previous life. Has 2 children in Kazakhstan. Third Reincarnation of Yockey

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

Hello fellow gasoline likers. My name is Bill Rashid Carrom King-Bartholomew. i am and will become the greatest carrom king since abdul rashid carrom king. recall that i stuffed some cabbage down someone’s chimney and burnt their house down in doing so

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

The most suitable career for _(Username)_ is Hunter.
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[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

its been many months. I have fed my golden octopus this week resulting in many exp vouchers. AND YET I STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE GAY SEX FAN CLUB

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

yall aint even know how much piss my bladder down under can hold while i was training for the APOCALYPSE scenario… i can sip the dave blunts cup without peeing for DAYS.

[Dave Blunts @davebluntsmusic]

My album is 100% finished

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

cheers to whovever may or may not have gotten my gas station credit card receipt cause the pump was acting scary as fuck when i was pumping gasoline and wouldnt give me the receipt even tho i pressed the yes button

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

ive asked once and i will ask agin. WHO THE FUCK IS SIZZA?????

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

yall aint prepared for what god is cooking… two plane crashes in a week… dave blunts crowdsurfing incident is still in the works…

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

@Flarethefool its time

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

bro is boba

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

another year another superbowl living in the state of the team rooted for by EDP as he has taken a shit before the cupcake incident

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

yall aint ready for when we sip the dave blunts cup in less than 24 HOURS??!!!!

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

bro god give me the strength to expel DAVE BLUNTS outa my head bro DAVE BLUNTS keeps infesting me and my mind i just found out that roadhog has MULTIPLE DAVE BLUNTS skins in overwatch bro

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

yo anyone else whenever they sneeze it tastes like cardboard in there for like a split second? Idk why but i have never chewed on cardboard my entire life now it tastes like cardboard when i sneeze

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

ALDI?????

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

anyone know if they ever removed that one speed camera in the highway from frankfurt/stuttgart to mannheim

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

yall as males ever want to chop your nipples off? Every time i hit a box or something and it hits there it feels like im fucking a tree

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

dave blunts singlehandedly made me start saying the n word (im asian)

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

@Flarethefool @slizcore @MacklesGaming @slizcore ANY TAPPERS?

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

@KingUltraBeast EL SANDWICH???????

[Kerp @Kerpyyyy]

@Flarethefool HOP ON!!!

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Are there idiot sandwiches on @Roblox ? Asking for a friend