Kerri Fear 🏳️‍🌈

I kill Twitter accounts as a pastime.

Performance Marketing Lead at The Escape 🔎

(She/Her)

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@TheShowstoppers (from Jesse) The baboons nobles (banobles if you will), overhear Daphne's plight and are moved to become the medievil men in tights for the dance to convince the king to spare the town.

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@TheShowstoppers (from Mark) The village chickens reveal they are actually spies from Nowhereshire in disguise

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@TheShowstoppers The baboons overhear the king talking to himself about keeping all the money. They tell the others and a Les Mis style rebellion begins (plus they're on ice).

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Merry heart attack every five minutes as the lights have fallen down season.

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Google being down isn't ideal when you work in SEO and PPC 😭

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Missing @IainDoesJokes gig because of the fucking traffic suckssssa. A truly spooky scary Halloween 😭😭😭

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@CarThrottle don't suppose you're filming in the Highlands today?

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We've been playing cat and mouse with the @nationalexpress 183 on it's way to Glasgow. All we know is that it's screaming out for death and I feel for anybody on board with that noise 😂

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Beautiful man-children at play.

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If anybody needs a boot-to-the-face full of seratonin I fully recommend @ITV's #GordonGinoAndFred Pure joy ❤️

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Earring scrambled egg on toast and watching James Martin takes me back to lockdown one. But like the nice part of it where life got all slow and cosy.

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I'm cursed.
Any time I tell people at work my fave walking dead universe character, they're fucking killed in the next episode I watch.

CANNOT DEAL

#fearthewalkingdead

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It's almost like PPC was what I was originally hired for 😂

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Client has a target of 170 Google Ads leads a month.
Guess who got 76 since the 1st Oct?

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Sidenote - how you you cure crunchy knees?
Like heavy handing a bag of quavers kind of crunchy.

[Kerri Fear 🏳️‍🌈 @Kerri_Fear]

I did 10 minutes of a 20 minute cardio and ab workout before giving up as my floor is too slippery and I'm too unfit.

I'd say 5 minutes of solid excercise is a fairly good start to whatever my brain is attempting right now.

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Doing reports for PPC is absolutely incredible compared to SEO. I forgot how easy it is when you have absolute stats and can see exactly wtf actually happened from your changes!

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@LauraAdvance Thankfully it wasn't too long before I got it back - hopefully yours came back quickly too!

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Google Ads dying on report day is not what I require 😭

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March 2020 - I run out of toilet roll as the panic buying hit.
September 2021 - I've just had the fuel light turn on 😭