Kerrie McLaughlin

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

To every MAGA I ever was mean to, I’m so sorry.

I was simply not mean enough.

[ChuckUfarley @CanadianBadBoys]

@PressSec

[Kerrie McLaughlin @KerrieJM]

@calvinfroedge Just couldn't bring yourself to vote for the best qualified candidate. Why? Too Black? Too female? Too threatening to your male psyche?

[Evan @daviddunn177]

We told you not to vote for him in 2016.

We told you not to vote for him in 2020.

We told you not to vote for him in 2024.

And now you’re angry that we were right.

[Kerrie McLaughlin @KerrieJM]

To everyone saying "This is not what I voted for!"
Yes, it is. Sucks to be you, but you have to live with it, while the grownups try to figure out how to clean up the mess, if we make it through all of this.

[Kerrie McLaughlin @KerrieJM]

@Bellorris yes

[Kerrie McLaughlin @KerrieJM]

We are so much better than this. I apologize to the rest of the world; please know the majority of US Citizens do not support that lunatic. And to be clear, by lunatic, I mean Trump.

[Kerrie McLaughlin @KerrieJM]

@ImBreckWorsham Little late to grow a conscience. You and the others like you are directly to blame for where we are. I wish nothing but the absolute worst for you.

[Kerrie McLaughlin @KerrieJM]

@JustTheTweets17 If you support him, this is on you. I hope you feel sad. I hope you never find peace. I hope you never find the cool side of a pillow again.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.

I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.

Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

[Kerrie McLaughlin @KerrieJM]

Apparently, there *is* a wall between the US and Canada…and his name is Connor Hellebyuck. 🇺🇸🥅🥇#Olympics2026

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When you omit me,
Chaos ensues.

With love, warmth, and wit,

The Oxford Comma

[Kerrie McLaughlin @KerrieJM]

@Densuo Looks like he moved his vote to ‘Yea’