Kerri Palace

I’m better than at least 43% of people.

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

I have never been so ready for anything in my life

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

No YOU AMAZE ME

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Joker: Folie à Deux
10.04.24

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

There was a time I thought I’d never be on stage again. I was so sad I couldn’t even dream anything but a painful nightmare. I’ve overcome my nightmare with love, support, trust, truth, bravery, talent and dedication. I am so grateful. I’ll see you in BABYLON. #ChromaticaBall

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

I was a visionary.

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

Donkey Kong Country is 100x harder than I remember it being how did I play this as a kid

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU @realDonaldTrump

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

Gaga honestly never disappoints me

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

My taste has matured. The yellow Starburst has become my favorite.

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

Rihanna used to release an album like every year where did she go?

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

#RAINONME WITH @ARIANAGRANDE ⛈ FRIDAY 5/22, MIDNIGHT ET WORLDWIDE

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

Wait you mean to tell me I bought all 3 seasons of Avatar on Amazon for it to show up on Netflix TWO WEEKS LATER?

[IGN @IGN]

Watch Ghost of Tsushima’s Jin fight as an honorable samurai by day, and the ruthless Ghost by Night - throughout the game players can choose how to approach combat situations however they like.

Get even more brand-new gameplay details here: https://t.co/8n2wXZxZaL

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

Honey mustard is a more viable dipping sauce for Buffalo chicken than ranch.

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

There's two fuckin washing machines/dryers in my apartment complex and for months every time I go do laundry the same load of clothes sits in them for hours at a time. I'm so tempted to go down there with a bottle of ink.

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

I miss bars and darts and pool tables and karaoke nights and people obsessively trying to take over Touchtunes to play some shitty country song and now I'm sad

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

I will ignore any shred of rationality or logic thrown my way to allow myself to believe those UFOs are full of aliens. I don't care. To me, its aliens. Aliens, yay.

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

HELL YEA ALIENS

[ABC News @ABC]

Pentagon declassifies three previously leaked top secret U.S. Navy videos of "unexplained aerial phenomena"—and that some believe could show UFOs. https://t.co/SgE0JDGtej

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

How are there so many people who don't like seafood?

[Kerri Palace @Kerrionce]

There's nothing I need more right now than a Gaga/Ariana collaboration