Anthony Riordan

A self-deprecating loner who craves attention & laughter. In other words: Stand-up comedian.

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Banter is the Craic's annoying English cousin.

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Make it 7 😭

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Been working on a podcast about procrastination for close to three years now

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When you’re doing 12 pubs of Christmas and the ginger rugby player shows up.

[Smv @Smv_of_Heroes]

I'm still not over how insane this is

[Nick Delehanty 🇮🇪 @Nick_Delehanty]

Taxpayers of Ireland must unite 🇮🇪

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That fella is all preach and no prayer.

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Labradoodle falls ill after ‘ingesting cocaine and cannabis’ in Wicklow

Leave it to Wicklow people to invent a dog that can pick up his own bags

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@adambloomie2 Bought the first used copy that got listed on Amazon(fantastic book by the way, thanks for writing it and actually releasing it)

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.@warhammer Big thank you to Wayne of the #WarhammerFest events team for his help today. He made our fest and saved us a load of time 🙂

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They’ve finally come to a compromise with Puck fair. Next years goat is going to be a hologram.

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AIB: “You thought our cards were contactless…”

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There’s work, there’s sleep and there’s that time between the two of them when you’re too tired to do anything but sit and wait for it to start all over again. It’s that time right now.

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@StevieBoylan Kevin Bacon was in Jayne Mansfield’s car with Robert Patrick who was in Lennon or McCartney with Kevin Hart(I confess I used the website as I saw neither of those films). 2 degrees, every time

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Well son, that man there is the funniest man in the village. Before the internet he would sit in the pub surrounded by a rapt audience.

And now dad?

Now he spends his days searching out strange news stories on the journal to comment: “I thought this was a Waterford Whispers 😂”

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A massive thank you to whoever in the CSO decided the options under relationship status should be married or single. That led to a fun conversation with Person 2 on the form.

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Actually, I’m wrong. The most middle aged thing is enjoying the song better at half speed.

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Most middle aged thing I did this week?

Set YouTube playback to half speed so I could make out the lyrics in a rap song.

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The Oscars are this Sunday. It’s also Mother’s Day. So after you give your mom a crap card and some cheap petrol station flowers to thank her for everything she’s done for you, sit down to watch a dozen or so successful people thank their mom for their support properly.

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@TheDawnerator @EttengerRick @philosophytweet That’d be euthanasia but I don’t think the original comment was about preventing that.

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@TheDawnerator @EttengerRick @philosophytweet If you delay it long enough they’ll find a reason to live. Every day that person lives is another chance for them to find that.

Suicide isn’t relief, it’s a mirage. To the one in pain it appears to be the only way to escape but the only true escape route is acceptance & honesty.

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Happy St. Fear’s day!