Kerry Wells

Here's hoping I'm witty enough to gain national attention that leads to a book deal, a sitcom starring William Shatner, and a spot on DWTS.

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Betty White is 99 years old with no kids. But, but who’s gonna take care of her when she’s old? #Childfree

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Every New Yorker watching the #worldcup right now:

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@DawsAngeles @realdonjamieson @RichVos @Mrjimflorentine Any plans to be in AZ again? I’d love to have you on one of my prison shows!

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@DawsAngeles Still tentative, but we may have a show at the Yuma, AZ prison on 6/19. It would be afternoon-ish (between 1 and 3). Let me know if you’re available!

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@DawsAngeles Yay! We may do the Yuma, AZ prison in June. I will keep you posted!

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If you wanted @adamcarolla to give you a 5 min guest spot on 4/19 add Desert Ridge Improv, which of the following would you bribe him with?

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@BaldBryan Take the W!

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@DawsAngeles See you in AZ on the 19th! And if there’s anyone you can bump to give me a 5 min spot, I’ll thank you with a pack of your favorite smokes.

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@Logan_Mitts I loved it. I was so nervous that they’d ruin it.

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I loved it. #PrayerWorks

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Dear Television Jesus: please don’t let the reboot ruin Scrubs. Amen.

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Dear Television Jesus: please don’t let the reboot ruin Scrubs. Amen.

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Woohoo!

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Raegan goes WAYYY GONE for her first career bomb! 💥

Lopes are up 2-0. #LopesUp

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Watched it yesterday, and it was hilarious!

[Michael Turner @TurnerComedy_]

I am dropping my first comedy special!
Tonight 2/17 TAP IN! 🙏🏼📈

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@RyanHoltorf AI got to you! Stop listening to the robots. That’s what they want.

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Number of people mad about Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl = 0
Number of people who’ve said “Why are people mad about Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl?” = 1,000,000
Before you wonder why someone is mad, ask if they really are.

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I’ve been sayin’. The app went from fun to trash immediately after the sale :(

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Our lawmakers want to ban Tik Tok for invading our privacy so that US companies like Meta can have a monopoly on it.

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Can’t wait to see which former Big 10 offensive coordinator who has never coached in the NFL gets picked to replace Gannon.

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Finally! If they hadn’t played “Running with the Devil” during this #SunBowl, I was gonna lose my shit. #ForksUp

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@theanwarnewton Indeed.

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Seventeen years ago today, a guy I went to elementary school with sent me a friend request, and I married him.