Kerry Ann Sweeney

is this thing on?

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Everyone in my Uber pool is getting along so well and I’m really worried someone is going to try for a group hug

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Not cool... and a big deal

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With a pivotal general election this week, South Africans know little about how the A.N.C. and other parties are financing their campaigns https://t.co/ZBKOH8flwv

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Hey LA, can we please all agree to stop clapping at the end of workout classes? We’re better than this

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Bumble was so much better when everyone was at Coachella

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I feel like there were other ways Jason Momoa could have fought for less plastic bottles other than shaving off his beautiful beard, but ok?

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sketcher shape ups are still a triggering part of American history that I’m not ready to talk about. Plz no emails.

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Does anyone else feel like McDonald’s is expensive?

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@conner_omalley you really hit the jackpot..#AidyBryant is a beautiful perfect genius ❤️

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@chelseahandler @chelseahandler gosh.. same

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@chelseaperetti Wait really?

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@pigletparty You’re the hero we need

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At my age, I find Lil Scrappy’s “I got money in the bank” lyrics about the biggest turn on there is. Unless someone else has popcorn.

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@TigNotaro had a cameo on the office ?! My god I love the holidays

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My new father :

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@jennoellejohns My heart loves this and might do it later it in bored ok?

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Did anyone else think the #SOTU sounded alarmingly similar to Dwight Schrute’s salesman of the year speech? Wonder if it’s the same writer..

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I love the term “scorned lover”... like to be one someday

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@jennoellejohns Want to come over and watch dateline NBC after ?

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just want to make sure we’re all on the same page that Samuel Kost is the new Justin Bieber yes? Plz dm if not

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Love to know where G baby gets his linen pants 😘#grantmargolin