Kerryn Lund

[king Solomon @Neyogems]

I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭

[Livy @ms_livyyy]

The rage I feel when people are in the kitchen at the same time as me isn’t normal

[Peacock @peacock]

RT for Date Mike, like for Cal.

[Eric Morken @EricOutdoorNews]

It was easy to see the potential in Brandon-Evansville's Bailey Schaefer from the time she was a freshman playing varsity volleyball. Four years later, hard work and an increased knowledge of the game helped her rewrite the Chargers' record book. https://t.co/j0eIegcoiP

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Ever since I was 13, I’ve been excited about turning 31 because it’s my lucky number backwards, which is why I wanted to surprise you with this now. You’ve all been so caring, supportive and thoughtful on my birthdays and so this time I thought I would give you something!

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

colleges getting rid of breaks and making accelerated schedules

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

just woke up! time for me to ˢᵗᵃʸ ᶦⁿ ᵇᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵗʷᵒ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉᵐᵖˡᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉᵠᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᵉˣᶦˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ greet the day!!!

[kam @icumnesquik]

no mom it’s okay everyone on twitter is failing their classes too

[Juan Aguas he/him @JuanAguas]

@brittany_broski are u in pain? Pls seek therapy and mention to your therapist that u obviously hate the office for no apparent reason

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Looking to download the Dominion software into my husband’s banking accounts so I can describe money that disappears as a “glitch”.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

I'm sorry, this is a f***ing joke. By this standard, Trump is absolutely right to call your newspaper "fake news," since you have distributed factually accurate stories that promote false narratives, from Russian collusion to systemic American racism.

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

bruce wayne: i am going to help the citizens of gotham

alfred: that’s wonderful sir which public assistance programs will you help fund

bruce wayne: alfred, dress me like a bat

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Me waking up with no clear election result

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

this is it. this is his best tweet.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

witch 1: i can’t find my broom

witch 2: that’s fine i can drive a stick

[Kerryn Lund @KerrynLund]

Idk why but I keep thinking about this

[fredesque @FredTaming]

me: [flips over]

my bed: ah the cool side of the person