Kerry Wood

Not a famous former Chicago Cub, rabidly loyal Cubs fan, Packers fan & shareholder,,Love listening to, writing, and making music.

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I'm excited about the John Mulaney: Mister Whatever - Wrigley Field - Saturday, July 11, 2026. My bones have been missing Chicago!
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@jimdavis_philly @johncusack @jimdavis_philly Pedophiles have sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Not young adults. Dating an 18 yo is not the same as wanting to have sex with a 6 yo. Criticize his behavior from 30 years ago if you want, I’ve no problem with that, but get the definitions correct.

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@1BellaPrime @BillMelugin_ I’d make sure the “reporter” is accurate and not just take someone at their word, particularly if they’ve made their stance clear in advance. Just my opinion

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@BillMelugin_ He would have been paroled straight to an ICE detainer if true. He would not have been paroled out. He would have made parole and been turned over to his detainer. So that’s either not a true story; Or ICE didn’t do their job during his 17 year sentence

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@TeenaBrode @BostonByBirth Oh no, I cannot imagine the pain of all of that loss or how strong you’ve had to be to make it to where you are. I’m so very sorry

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@ShellyCurran @BostonByBirth I’m so sorry for your loss as well

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@the_zb_ @BostonByBirth I’m so sorry for your family’s loss as well. I cannot imagine the pain. Or how strong you and your wife have had to be, and how unfair it is. I’m so very sorry, and I hope your life is filled with beautiful things moving forward.

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@BostonByBirth He contributed to your life. Absolutely. Thank you for letting me know him a little. And I’m so sorry you didn’t get to see what he would become. It would have been beautiful, and I hope you find more beauty in your life after this horrible tragedy. I’m genuinely so sorry

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Little personal life hack: I always plan to do my laundry in my apartment’s shared space on Friday nights because I know absolutely everyone (in the world?)will be doing something else and I won’t be disturbing anyone. Sad? Nope, genius.

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@charlieputh Such a difficult song already, and then having to arrange it after hundreds of people have sung it. I thought you did a beautiful job making it your own, but also honoring the original. Excellent singers do it just fine and are immediate forgotten. Yours will be remembered ❤️

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Hey @DoorDash and @UberEats I bet you could almost double your business instantly by adding a box to check “make sure the driver knows yes, I am ashamed of myself” 😂

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Oh my goodness, beautiful San Juan! I hate that our giant ships ruin the ports, but so happy to put some $$ into Puerto Rico! Everyone was so kind, & it’s just a spectacularly lovely place. Forgot my phone, but I didn’t see @Lin_Manuel , so who cares! It was nice to just BE IN it

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@jason_mraz I know it sounds crazy to people unfamiliar w/ ketamine treatment for staggering depression but let me say my ket infusions have been greatly improved by listening to (and reportedly singing along with) your music throughout. Positive, gentle, easy, reassuring…❤️

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It drove me crazy…no one was clearly articulating the difference between cruise and transport - they were trying! For transport, it’s just a means of getting to your actual destination. With a cruise, THAT is the vacation. #everybodyslive @mulaney

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@mulaney I think our dads might get along. When my bro & I were little, dad drove 2 an amusement park (our state’s version of 6 flags). We’d never been & were overjoyed. He said to wait in the car. He went to check the prices, came back, said nope & drove us away. #oneblackcoffee

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@MrJoshCharles you may not even remember, but I still use the phrase “Eli’s coming” when there is a foreboding vibe or something. #sportsnight was special and it stays with you

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@JoshMalina I bet you’d be surprised and maybe happy to hear that I use “the storm clouds are gathering” all the time (when appropriate). Most people don’t know I’m quoting #sportsnight

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@taylorswift13 happy birthday. I hope you are as celebrated as you so earnestly celebrate others

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@PJSActor I think there were six who died when they were ambushed during a hostage rescue attempt. Right at the first of the second season.

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I think marvel missed a fantastic opportunity 2 make a 10m short film b/w blockbusters showing superheroes at a rehab for their many injuries. I would’ve paid 2 see that. Thor doing his best to walk down a hallway with assistance in a hospital gown, that kind of thing #Marvel