Kerstin Twachtmann

Writing & internet enthusiast // Senior Director, Digital Strategy @GPJExpMktg

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“My horrible AI generated presentation raises some questions” by Kerstin Twachtmann
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@JarredMcGinnis Recently took my Swedish husband’s Godchildren to London zoo & asked them if they were ready for dwarves. The first two letters of the Swedish word for animals are apparently silent.

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@Lilydunnwriter WHAT a great question

[Cate Sevilla @CateSevilla]

"There's something wrong with a parliament where you're thrown out for pointing out someone's a liar rather than for lying." https://t.co/1dn6aeDjhA From @nicholson_kate1 on @HuffPostUKPol

[Laura is healing @LShalott]

Ladies, one thing we’re not doing in 2022 is ending sentences with “if that makes sense” and “if that’s okay.” Tell the others.

[Will McKee @Will__McKee]

I’m on my flight back to belfast and they said “any drinks or snacks” and I shouted “what is this, a cabinet meeting?” And everyone started applauding and they have let me have a go at steering.

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If you’re going to make a total mockery of literally everyone, can you at least throw a party that doesn’t sound completely shit?

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@alihitchcock1 Love this!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Nice to see the government telling the truth for once.

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Say a prayer for everyone out there who messaged someone they fancy at around 1800 hrs today #SocialMediaDown

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@chris_power Chicxulub, TC Boyle. “all the gods - are nothing but a rumour”

[The Word Factory @WordFactoryUK]

⏳ Only 7 DAYS LEFT to apply for the 2021 Apprentice Award, don’t miss your chance! ⌛️

Check pinned tweet for details 📌

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@cathygalvin1 @WordFactoryUK @DevaneEmily @DivyaGhelani @Claire_Trini @MelissaLFu @clarehowdle @natalia_theodor @sharontelfer @Avani5hah @Fergus_Evans @rebexswirsky @hollyjdawson @HanaKhalique Ah it was the very best time! Wish I could do it again

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Having a baby very soon. God help the little mite. https://t.co/y1CYqQuyLe

[Greenpeace Aotearoa @GreenpeaceNZ]

WOW!
In the past 24 hours, over 60,000 people have signed our petition calling on the Brazilian Govt to protect the Amazon https://t.co/HaGprEK4Wf
#SaveTheAmazon #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis #PrayForTheAmazon #PrayforAmazonia #PrayforAmazonas

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@muboapp Hello, do you know when you'll be back online?

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@bronzebygold This is the greatest thing I've ever seen 😂