Keshav Monga

I'm not a shitposter if the shit is gold.

[MrRatable @MRatable]

Unbelievably embarrassing for Google that Gemini hasn’t committed any cybercrimes yet

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

Glad to see people appreciating Spider Man 2.
I am yet to see Brand New Day but from the looks of it I'm sure I'll still love a lonely Peter Parker with 3 monitors, a treadmill and disposable income.

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

@DebadreeC Dilli aaye toh miliyo.

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

Imran Khan itna cinephile banta hain interviews mein aur log bas simp karte rehte hain ki wow yeh kitni badhiya filmon ki baatein karta hain aur phir woh jaa kar Happy Patel karta hain, abbey la na thoda Tarkovsky ka influence Bollywood mein kyu chutiya samajhta hain humko?

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

@sadigalisabzi Abhi toh long form likhna shuru karne ki baat kar rahe the, "why I need a free iPad" is a good starting point.

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

At what point of doom scrolling am I in the past week that if I see 3 YT shorts of a comedy sketch, a hot girl and a candy-making ASMR, I will choose to watch the candy-making short?

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

@akhmxt Any idea which is the nearest metro station now?

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

Best of the Internet today.

[prth @paaarth319]

bhai resign kardo ye din bhar hate reels like karte karte mera screentime tum dallo ke wajah se itna zyada badh gaya hai

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

Too accurate.

[saachi @ch4isutta]

first in my bloodline to switch off the national news channels to watch accurate news through doomscrolling

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

me, during sex: do you like that.
her: can you stop showing me your twitter.

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

@ProfRavikantK More importantly, are they waiting for something to go wrong so that they have some material for next week?

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

@laalsaalan Ek din ke josh mein itne sapne saja liye aapne.
Pehle ek cheez toh ho jaaye. March hi ho jaye jisme leader aage khada ho, phir dheere dheere dekhte hain.

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

@akhmxt Lol, Kam se kam 100 stand up comic honge jo 35-40 ki umar tak bhi bas launde yeh launde woh kar rahe hain.
Usme comparison mein uncle hona hi behtar hain 👍

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

@akhmxt Abhi aap jawaan ho sir. Agar aatma uncle hain toh main samajh sakta hu.

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

@DebadreeC True, this is relatively smaller but from their side it is a concession of power nonetheless. It also has the potential, I think, of breaking the narrative of calling every dissent anti-national, given how easy it was to do it with anti-CAA protesters and farmers.

[Keshav Monga @KeshavMonga22]

@DebadreeC You keep referring to it as an L. Which is exactly how the ruling party sees it. We have slowly lost even the bare minimum decency of acknowledging a mistake, a resignation is a far cry. You mention farm laws but even their repeal took over a year of protests.

[Rohini Singh @rohini_sgh]

Ok but this time the CJP leaders should be seen marching to Parliament along with students and not be stationed only at the protest site.