Kess Carpenter

Guitarist, certified walking paradox, sweater, sherlock holmes, and vinyl enthusiast. Bad Cop #5 in the off Broadway production of Cats 2: Dreams come true.

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Film Noire; a gripping trilogy. http://t.co/nNciN7UgSs

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Hall and Oatmeal http://t.co/DyNcguzkCd

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Casual, romantic ghost hunting for one. http://t.co/w5uSvZuEbf

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Thank you Sandra Bullock. https://t.co/niRMK2MTJZ

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Nature; a gripping trilogy. http://t.co/pjMYpItQek

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U.S.S GRUNGE LIFE http://t.co/XMhp4VCwws

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There is a contest at work. They needed someone to design a box for the draw. Corrupting Monarch… http://t.co/YDPvZvLkuA

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@taylorcampb3ST no.

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Huey in old man pants??!???!?

[Horse ebooks @Horse_ebooks]

If you re thinking of building a tiny house, I can

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I am having trouble tweeting peace and love

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@taylorcampb3ST are you watching Live Aid rehearsals or the video that desolated the micropets server.

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Still hate everything more than Pete Townshend hates Led Zeppelin, now with 50% more floral print.

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On a scale from One to Pete Townshend, how much do you hate it.

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Why do they chew.

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Kazoo in a Prince video casting call bring your shorts and shades!

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We found Syd.

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Bono in a tank-top is what I wish to be always.

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Bless Hugh. Have a tiss-hue.

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Tyra Shanked by a wooden cabinet. A play.