(1/4) Since Twitter doesn't show my Titanic tweet threads in order, I've compiled a chronological list! See below:
March 31: https://t.co/uq6V7Mz5Fd
April 1: https://t.co/z834qGlg0p
April 2: https://t.co/MV2EuIEsdA
April 3: https://t.co/JKZcRmwQeP
April 4: https://t.co/oXXAE2O2xI
April 4, 1912
An uneventful day for Titanic. Thomas Andrews, the naval architect who oversaw Titanic's construction, spends the day inspecting the ship and taking notes on issues he finds. Good Friday is tomorrow, so most people are preparing for the holiday.
People keep saying, “If you’re not ready for a disabled child, you’re not ready for parenthood,” and then get mad when women make that exact decision by having an abortion
US news stories in 2025: we're cancelling all the programs monitoring Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot in foreign countries, what a waste of money
US news stories in 2026: okay for some reason there are now cases of Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot popping up in the USA
@emkenobi I'm old enough to remember certain corners of the fandom that were convinced nobody could step into the role and live up to Alec Guinness's performance. Ewan proved every last one of them wrong.
As a dad weighing in, have kids if you want to. Don’t have kids if you don’t want to.
Children will change 100% of your life’s activities. I can’t think of any aspect of life that is not drastically changed by having kids.
It is the most consequential decision you’ll make. It is a lifelong labor of love. It’s not trivial.
“Jesus wants you to have kids.”
- Jesus didn’t even have kids
“Social security will go insolvent”
- Govt’s problem, not yours
“Your ancestors are counting on you”
- No they’re not. They’re dead.
“Bloodlines!”
- Only relevant if you are a monarch
All of these arguments are fake and dumb. Have kids if you want them, and don’t have kids if you don’t. You owe no one an explanation.
as you read the vile hatred from bigots under pride posts remember the lgbtq community deals with it year round and that is the entire reason for pride month
Mr Penguin is inviting everyone, males and women, to DM him for his phone number. He doesn't mind who has his information, anyone really, so please, have at it.