Keta Fiend

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Hasan will be executed by firing squad on December 3rd

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“What is the charge? Texting Shrek’s peen? A succulent Ogre’s schlong?"

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

Exactly what kind of fatigue

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

The look but don't touch dividers

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Then leave Japan. The Japanese are not required to accommodate you.

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Went down to the stock market and everyone knew you

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Are you fucking kidding me?

@elonmusk this account needs to be reinstated immediately, all he did was expose visa abuse through the proper channels with extremely diligent investigations.

How many times are good accounts WHO DID NOTHING WRONG going to be banned on this website because of the indian visa fraud lobby?

[Heritage American @HeritageUSA__]

Texans arriving in Tennessee for the game this weekend

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

This Barbie tells Woody and Buzz that Andy’s room was promised to her 5000 years ago

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[Cassandra Unchained @michaeljburry]

https://t.co/LIBD7FKtuJ

[Rich 🐺 @heywildrich]

Why are we supposed to compete with the entire planet for jobs but employers are never expected to compete for workers?

They don’t even try to be competitive in hiring. They simply cry and lobby for open borders.

[fejau @fejau_inc]

yeah so basically trump got cocky after succeeding with venezuela and had a hot hand and decided to double down and strike iran in february thinking they could take over the country in a couple of weeks despite everyone telling him it was a bad idea and would drag on

nothing really happened and then Iran learned that they can actually close the strait of hormuz and were unsure if it would even work but now its become obvious they can do it and feel empowered. the iranians have a longer history as a culture and are slow walking trump as much as possible as they know that higher oil prices are going to ruin his odds in the midterms and weaken him

not only that but now higher energy prices are putting upward pressure on inflation and bond yields which has made the job of his new fed chair warsh who came in under a premise of potential rate cute but because of the iran war were entering a rate hiking cycle

the only person in the room who was trying to juggle all of this was scott bessent but after trying to juggle everything for so long he decided he was going to try and fight the bond vigilantes to lower bond yields and declared himself as the house. but he showed up to the bond fight with hardly any ammunition and now the bond market is calling his bluff and now the bond auctions are going terrible and he looks like a fool now

so now bond yields are surging export bans on diesel are being put in place as an act of desparation midterms are a total write off and the trump admin is about to spend the next two years probably fighting impeachment hearings while things continue to detoriorate and the funny thing about all of this is he won the presidency off the idea of no more foreign wars but its his own foreign war with iran that started this whole mess and now the free market is testing them all

[Keyla33apples @IDK_imweird23]

Heat stroke

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

Boomers who watch 35 hours of TV a week just like this are the first to tell you that video games are a waste of time

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Guy wouldn’t last an hour during Ramadan

[The General @1776General_]

American man remember what you are fighting for.

[Chetnam “Scootercooch” Pickens @ChetnamBagKing]

Just took a shit without my phone #primal