sell side slave | washed up college athlete to professional logo aligner | avid citi biker (6,500+ miles logged) | coconut water, golf & baseball enthusiast
Today this girl told me that I am “incapable of expressing emotion”
My response: “I just live my life through a risk neutral framework that leads to low emotional volatility”
BREAKING: UBS canceled a round of junior layoffs because too many analysts and associates quit after bonuses were paid out.
The firm reached its headcount target thanks to voluntary resignations. Reportedly most of the strong analyst/associates left while weaker ones stayed.
Hedge Funds led the Wall Street relocation wave during the pandemic, and it’s starting to pick back up in 2026 with major announcements from new institutions like Apollo.
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