Vishesh Tippani

Keeping it simple and loving it...Carpe Diem

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@Hyundai_Global dear team, I have a consumer complaint wrt my father’s recent experience with your car service. I tried reaching out to ur India team, but nobody has responded, been more than 24 hours. Can u pls help or u too will ignore like @HyundaiIndia ?

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@Maruti_Corp hi, need to connect wrt a service complaint. No one from the Bhandup Maruti service centre is responding to my messages and I cannot DM you

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@JacarandaLit How can I submit my book for your consideration?

[ISRO @isro]

Chandrayaan-3 Mission:
'India🇮🇳,
I reached my destination
and you too!'
: Chandrayaan-3

Chandrayaan-3 has successfully
soft-landed on the moon 🌖!.

Congratulations, India🇮🇳!

#Chandrayaan_3
#Ch3

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@ICICIBank With our recently launched app, ab hum customer ko aur bewakoof baanyenge, bolo corruption ki jai, bolo unprofessional staff ki jai

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@ICICIBank And what r u gonna do about it. Nothing. U will just ignore it n put the customer at the mercy of spammers n scammers, just like u guys scam n spam ur own customers

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@ICICIBank Loan, creeit card kuch mat lo inka. Jhoot bolke bewakoof bana na aaya hai bas inko

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@ICICIBank Unprofessional bank, dont use their services. Its a mousetrap. Horrible experience

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@ICICIBank Liars! Unprofessional! Cheat! I cheat I cheat I cheat bank hai ye

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@ICICIBank @ICICIBank is unprofessional, staff lies to u to complete their targets n when u complain abt it their customer complaints dept gives u a standard reply - fuck off, we have too many customers

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

In a run fest, Bumrah with 9.1-2-32-1 has to be the MOTM #INDvAUS

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@CricCrazyJohns That's the legacy of the name I think

[SportzCraazy @sportzcraazy]

@Cricketracker

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@Snehil_96 Took a minute to get it, iss liye jyada epic laga :)

[Just Another Guy @JustNotherGuy11]

Warner on seeing Manish Pandey's catch #INDvsAUS

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@toi's in-depth journalism on any topic of importance - This is what happened (1 line, 2 if a hot actress is involved) & this is how Bollywood celebs reacted to it in Twitter (rest of the article) followed by a forced @MXPlayer ad. End of article.

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

Life did have a happy ending, just that it was for NZ #INDvsNZ

[Movies Now @moviesnowtv]

What do we say when the clouds of defeat hang high? #INDvsNZ #GoT

[Vishesh Tippani @KetanGilda]

@imjadeja for Gujarat CM? #INDvsNZ

[Gentle Giant @iKunaal]

Worst World Cup Ad:

That Ford ad in which the father of the girl gets out of the car in a stranded place and brings a baby car seat 🤷🏻‍♂️

Best World Cup Ad:

That Swiggy ad in which the oldies are ordering Quesadilla and Lasagne and then settle for dal khichdi and aalu jeera 😂