Ashton

sometimes I do things but most of the time I just cry. she/her/they/them

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

I was wrong about @DelTaco. I’m in love.

[Cosmere Network ✨ @CosmereNetwork]

A #StormlightArchive role-playing game from @bwisegames has been announced for 2024!

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

The main goal at my new job is to empty the email inbox everyday. It’s strangely a lot easier than it sounds. You start with like 5 and never get to 5,000 because you just… do it.

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

Remembering the time @griffinmcelroy found out about the Wehrenberg Theater theme song and the entire audience whispered along 😂

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

Every day that I am at work, sometimes multiple times in that day, I have to open an Excel document on a computer that became obsolete in 2008. This is how I know that I am being tested.

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

It’s painful how much cheese I want

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

Am I seeing @MBMBaM on 4/20. Maybe. Possibly. Highly Likely.

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

I had 1% chocolate milk yesterday and it was so disappointing I can’t stop thinking about it.

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

Wordle 223 3/6

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I got them big brains

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

Wordle 222 4/6

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I’m impressed with myself 😅

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

How do you people have so much time to watch all these shows? I barely get a chance to eat, bathe and sleep before heading off to work again

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

Wordle 204 4/6

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[mistborn ✨ @mistbornquotes]

What is a government but an institutionalized method of making sure somebody else does all the work?

[Stefanos @rollinstonah]

To Illinois accidentally

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

Y’all will back me up if I don’t go to work tomorrow because I’ve had a fever for three days and my boss told me that I can’t be out more than 3 days without a doctors note but I CAN’T EVEN GET A TELEHEALTH APPOINTMENT LET ALONE A REAL ONE

[Ashton @KetchumallAsh_]

Ben made really REALLY good chocolate chip cookies

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today we took a new route. during our walk. this is very exciting. i did not realize i had unlocked. this part of the map