Kethena

Forget your high society, I’m soaking it in Kerosene 🔥

[Kethena @Kethena]

Things I'm bad at: flirting, decisions, basically everything. Things I'm good at: memorizing song lyrics & being awkward.

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Currently sad as crap & ChatGPT almost has me convinced I should go blonde 😅

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Idk who needs to hear this but playing freeze out with the office thermostat does not help with productivity 🥶

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Do they make a job where your soul doesn’t die a little the second you pull into the parking lot? I’d like one of those please

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Ms @ellalangleymsic, I’d like to have a word about why you had me crying my eyes out on the way to work this morning 😭

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My will to live drops significantly the second I pull into the parking lot at work 😫

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Going back to where it all began. 🖤 The Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special premieres March 24 on @DisneyPlus. #MileysMemories

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Having a sale on my eBay store if anyone wants to buy my old junk. Lots of vintage toys cause I’m old 😅😭

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

*mic drop* #TSTheEndOfAnEra

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To the guy in the white Subaru that paid for my breakfast at Pal’s this morning..Thank you! That made my entire day 💖 & I paid it forward to the car behind me!

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@brantleygilbert 🥵

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The US Postal service is so weird..how does a package shipping from Florida to Virginia wind up in Washington State? 😑

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Who wants a signed @tkelce jersey⁉️

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Just updated my iPhone to this whole liquid clear update thing…why, Apple? Who asked for this?!

[Josh Zilberberg @joshzilbs]

The fact that it’s already December is proof that time actually also flies when you’re not having fun

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@touchtheflame @_alexandrakay Yess! I’ve only got to go once but it was so much better being in the audience than watching from the couch lol

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Where do they find these goons to host the CMA’s red carpet? 🙄