Tortilla Española 🌸⚔

I like video games and I'm married to my best friend🖱❤ Cat mom 🐈 she/her 🌺

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

Hey y'all, we're officially legally married. I'm so fucking happy right now 🏳️‍🌈

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

Why is it that down here, if someone is your friend, you ask other people how they are instead of asking them yourself? Like, if I'm legitimately worried about a friend, I'm going to tell them that, not ask everyone but them about it. The south is littered with phonies

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

My husband wasn't exactly excited about having a cat when I moved in with mine, then we got a kitten on top of Bel. He says he's not an animal person but he spoils the fuck out of both of them and is always trying to get their attention and cuddle them 😂

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

@Samifer I MISS YOOOOOOOOU!!!

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

Somebody posted something really stupid in a FB comment and was so upset that I repeated her comment right back to her, verbatim, that she deleted her entire comment thread. This was after 3 other comments where she didn't understand what was going on 😂 I love the internet

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

Cats

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Birds of a feather flock together🪶

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

Got slut shamed for wearing a tank top lmao. Love Christians in the deep south

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

You guys, I'm really cold and my husband refuses to set me on fire despite the fact he has a torch. RUDE @okplsdiscuss

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

@ThatEerieEric I get they wanted to do their own thing, but it's so different from the source material, right down to the characters themselves. If they wanted something new and different I wish they would have adapted The Vampire Lestat instead

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

This is not Interview with the Vampire. I don't know what this is. Where is the sad and pathetic Louis? Lestat isn't nearly as manipulative and why the fuck is Daniel an old fuck human and not following Armand? I am so upset. I had high hopes

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

I miss new jersey. I miss new york. Everything here fucking sucks

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

What is this? Am I supposed to buy all 3 and mix them together to get a s'more? I'm not even mad about it being a soda, just the capitalism that made them separate a perfect trio for a cash grab 🤬

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

Cats

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

Welp. Now I know why people smoke cigarettes and vape when they drink. To shitty habits 🍻

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

Pro life my fucking ass

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

Beebees

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

This seems like a massive oversight @TwitterSafety

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

Also, I have a new phone and no more white screen of death, sooo...

[Tortilla Española 🌸⚔ @Ketoacidosis]

Have a cat. He is a good, sweet, handsome boy.