Kevin

[Kevin @KevKelly48]

I may not be as good as I was a decade ago, but I’m v grateful that I can still skate daily

[Jean Allen @peakcapitolism]

It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.

[Jessiah @thepondering_]

We need a Fetterman proof majority y'all, 51 ain't enough

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

everything’s more expensive and your food might kill you and the president wrote jeffrey epstein a birthday card but at least you’re gonna get a data center in your town.

[Natania Marshall ✞ @NataniaMarshall]

America: We can’t just arrest Netanyahu.

Also America: We kidnapped Maduro.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They’ve literally made this meme real

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

Died for nothing award 🎖️

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Shoeless Joe Jackson disappearing into the Iowa Cornfield as soon as he watches Alec Bohm ground into a double play

[Kevin @KevKelly48]

@Phillies This team was born to ground into 4 double plays on this field

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“paramilitary force staffed entirely of guys who saw an ad while watching a football game and wanted a job that let them have a gun without having to deal with the red tape it takes to be a cop” continues to hit the occasional snag.

[Fun Fact Ass Nigga @Maxx_Power81]

"Dying for your country is a patriotic fairy tale. In reality, you will bleed out in the mud like a butchered dog for absolutely nothing." - Ernest Hemingway

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I appreciate AIPAC proving it doesn’t belong in the Dem Party and especially our primaries.

From endorsing Jan 6th members to ensuring Congress remains in the hands of a 34-count felon, AIPAC is an org committed to undermining democracy at home and abroad.

See you in November.

[Tommy Nicoletti @Tommy_Nicoletti]

They are being told to commit crimes, this is so fun
Not to mention flock cameras have been wrong and have led to wrongful arrests and unconstitutional acts which is great totally not a major problem of concern

[Uncle Neil @neilteamsixx]

The Dodgers put the hit on Charlie Kirk.

[Kevin @KevKelly48]

@hutchinson El-Sayed and Stevens both said they’d support each other in the general. This is overtly obtuse

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The next MLB season will be in 2031.

[Kevin @KevKelly48]

@Phillies @IBX Can’t wait to see how you fuckers blow this one

[Kevin @KevKelly48]

@Phillies Fuck you, I hate you. How do you blow an 6-0 lead?

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

Democrats forced Graham Platner to step down over serious allegations - but when Max Miller faces serious allegations of throwing boiling water on his ex-wife, beating her, holding a gun to her head and breaking his 2yo daughter’s collarbone - Republicans do nothing.

[Kevin @KevKelly48]

@Phillies Bro just call it. What are we doing here?