Kevin Mullet

He Him |💰⚾️ | First Irish American to eat 13 waffles from Waffle House in one sitting over the course of 11 hours | #ForTheDistrict |

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

“Zion isn't fat anymore and Jordan Poole is on a real team. Herb Jones 2 way, the Pelicans are basically the Heatles all over again. I see them as the 6th seed in the west just below the Timberwolves”

[Greg Finberg @GregFinberg]

Kyshawn George (left elbow UCL tear) resumed offseason work on May 4 at the Wizards’ facility.

“It’s super fun being able to build that team chemistry so early in the offseason. The more we work together, the more it’s gonna show on the court.”

(🎥 via YT/WashingtonWizards)

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

@bornposting Even the one that are bad because they’re boring are good. It’s called meditating

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

@phil_so_silly He scored on this play

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

Famous Black American Basketball Player Kelly Olynyk

[Cryptid Politics @CryptidPolitics]

Notice how only White players for the Spurs put their hand over their heart during the National Anthem.

Wemby crosses his arms.

Most of them are probably singing the Black “anthem” under their breath.

Black America has a patriotism problem.

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

George and Harold taught me not to try the pranks you learn from books on your Aunt because she’ll be really disappointed in you

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

Wokeness has finally come for Captain Underpants. They will take everything you ever cared about. Everything you held dear. They don’t want you to feel loved. They want you dead.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

“slop destroying childrens brains” is not a new phenomenon. Are none of you familiar with Captain Underpants

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

@hauntedbottom Tbh the first time I ate oysters i immediately got food poisoning

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

The left is doing everything in their power to prevent you from seeing this. This completely destroys their entire narrative.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

*matt damon is looking off his balcony over the courtyard of his house*

this is my mansion , its lot like the mansions that hollywood actors have always lived in, but sadly that might not always be the case

*dramatic turn to camera 2*

the movie star is dying

[phx 💥 @phxstrikesback]

happy pride

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

@CTachio83984

[Grace @gracecamille_]

what’s next? Requiring a license to put lotion on your own damn skin??

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

Wonder if anyone on my timeline is saying Low Tier God is bad at Street Fighter and good at dodging child support?

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

@CTachio83984 Bros eating the gold

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

@LegoRacers2 I heard two guys looking at a research presentation that probably took months of research and say “that’s not history that’s myth making” and in the same breath say “you can’t change history”

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

He is describing tax evasion

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

@CTachio83984 This is the realest shit you’ve ever said

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

even if this were true, as long as the US is sending the money and weapons, none of this fucking matters and it's just embarrassing and insulting to all our intelligence that we keep being subjected to stories like this

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

I had to sit through a Tom Segura stand up special recently… woof

[dolo @doloyeung]

The way people go on about female stand ups not being funny you'd think that male stand ups are

[dolo @doloyeung]

The way people go on about female stand ups not being funny you'd think that male stand ups are