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[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Dwight: I have had intercourse in the office. As has Angela, as has Ryan, as has Kelly, as has Meredith, as has Phyllis, as has Darryl, as has Creed, as has Michael & as has Holly.
Kevin: AS HAS KEVIN!
Angela: With who?
Kevin: She goes to another school!

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At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my ‘Kevin's Famous Chili’.
The trick is to undercook the onions.
Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot.

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“Good old Kevin. He'll do anything.”
Well, guess what?
I will NOT do a good job.

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

“Good old Kevin. He'll do anything.”
Well, guess what?
I will NOT do a good job.

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Phyllis: Isn't this fun? Not wearing shoes?
Angela: I wish some of us still had our shoes on..
Kevin: Stop it! It's a disease! I told you!

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[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Phyllis: Isn't this fun? Not wearing shoes?
Angela: I wish some of us still had our shoes on..
Kevin: Stop it! It's a disease! I told you!

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[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Kelly: Well, you know what my middle name is? Rajnigandha. And I hate it. I hate it!
Kevin: I thought Rajnigandha was a boy's name...

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[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Kelly: Well, you know what my middle name is? Rajnigandha. And I hate it. I hate it!
Kevin: I thought Rajnigandha was a boy's name...

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[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Who started the rumour that there is another person inside of me.. WORKING ME WITH CONTROLS?!

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[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Who started the rumour that there is another person inside of me.. WORKING ME WITH CONTROLS?!

#TheOffice

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here..
EVERY.
DAY.

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Kevin: Oscar, I think I’m gay.
Oscar: Why do you say that?
Kevin: It’s just, I’m so emotional..

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

every Easter Sunday..
#HappyEaster

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

every Easter Sunday..
#HappyEaster

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Abby's my fiancée Stacy's daughter.
I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look on my computer.
Actually, I better go check..
[runs off]
#TheOffice

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Abby's my fiancée Stacy's daughter.
I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look on my computer.
Actually, I better go check..
[runs off]
#TheOffice

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Dream... BIG.
Right?! So what I want you to do is dream the biggest that you can..
And then DOUBLE IT!

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[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Dream... BIG.
Right?! So what I want you to do is dream the biggest that you can..
And then DOUBLE IT!

#TheOffice

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here..
EVERY.
DAY.

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

Put back everything in the vending machine, EXCEPT THE FRUIT.

[Kevin Malone Quotes @KevMaloneQuotes]

After Stacy left, things did not go well for a while. And.. and it was hard to see...

It's just nice to win one.