Kevin Samuels

Judge, Jury, and Executioner

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@_mattcoop2_ Cap

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@GerryGomez55 How about you and Vito lock in? Only been seeing rants and negative energy coming from your end lately. Is everything okay? Don’t let a Truman Burbank quote ruin your bar sit. #Flakes

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And in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

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@cole_f8 I rate this

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It’s honestly the hope that kills you

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Need answers quick

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My entire wellbeing will soon be determined by 22 blokes kicking a ball around in Paris.

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@GerryGomez55

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*Insert that one Andy Bernard Quote

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Phillies game on a Tuesday because we can #hookey

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Why must you start loudly packing your things right when the clock strikes the time the class is supposed to end? While the teacher is talking? Were you raised in a jungle?

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April 24th. This marks a 2.5 year stretch of not skipping class without a good reason (Yes, Mardigras was a good reason. Yes UVA DKE Day Party was a good reason). Just don’t have it today for that 9AM lecture. Let’s play Hooky #hooky #ferrisbeuller #coldbrew #senioritis

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@GerryGomez55 having a STINKER at the local watering hole. STINKER!

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@_mattcoop2_ They’re all sweats no?

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Wait why have I never met a girl that is a bad student?

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No. Do not “piggyback” off someone else’s comment and then say the same exact point. Please man just don’t

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This El Salvador deportation case sums up current America perfectly

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I’m right there with you @GerryGomez55 #saturday

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Plz God, help us and protect us @Arsenal