Kevin Allen

Master of existential dread, victim of silence.

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Few people know, but in order to brilliantly play the role of a mentally ill man in "Joker", Joaquin Phoenix had to read all my work chats for a whole week)))!

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夫婦仲が最悪なところから
どうにか戻った方いらっしゃいますか？
できれば女性（妻）側だけが我慢し続けて嫌ってたけど夫が代わってくれて〜以外だと嬉しいです😢
今、夫に呆れられ諦められ夫婦仲最悪なので希望がほしい…

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지인이 언니 야구선수래 하면서 사진 보내줬는데
양창섭 선수 에버랜드 갔네.본인 유니폼 입고있어서
뒤통수만 보고도 알아봤다는.나 왜 에버 아니야ㅜ.ㅜ Translate
@joshuaandepeov thoughts?

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Like a starry night
A church painted in an impressionist style, featuring swirling blue and yellow tones to create a nocturnal atmosphere. The artwork evokes the dynamic brushwork of Van Gogh.

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Your mind is programmable 🧠✨
Your mind is programmable 🧠✨. Take control of your thoughts, habits, and mindset before someone else shapes them for you.

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“Don’t forget to wipe, honey” Mom said with a wink as I braved the mall restroom for the first time.
After draining three men and a boy my age, I wiped and flushed, retracted my fangs, and rejoined Mom to check out those jeans on special at TJ Maxx. 👆 @derrickdordpz

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the thing they don't tell you about commas is that they're optional tbh

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"There's no such thing as monsters- go back to sleep" said the girl's mother.
"See, I told you they wouldn't believe you," said the figure from her under her bed after the door clicked shut.

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welcome back to part 2 of reviewing viral snacks from @The SGFR Store 🍓🫐 if u wanna get any of these snacks, visit their nearest outlet tday!! #mochi #mixpops #snacks #sgfr #viral

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I’m uncomfy posting this because I know I’ll be roasted somewhere(s) on the internet for it but this is a feeling I’ve felt many times in my life and I’ve never heard anyone talk about being homesick in this way so I’m posting it anyway

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@seguraisra7x what is she thinking about right there

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ディズニーでカウンターサービスのレストランなら他のレストランの食事を持ち込みしてもいいって聞いたけど合ってます？
例えば家族で入ったレストランで、私だけ他のレストランでテイクアウトした食事を持ち込んで食べるとかできますか？ Translate

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I made Ghana lose the World Cup #football #shorts #love #teamghana

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“We’re calling from the hospital to tell you that the nurse accidentally handed over the wrong child to you before you got discharged.”
Now how do I tell her that I’ve already sacrificed the newborn we brought home for our yearly ritual?

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quotes, Quotes for aspiring business owners

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高难度挑战 双人挑战，需要两个人默契配合才能完成哦😁#情侣挑战#情侣双人瑜伽挑战#搞笑夫妻#情侣双人高难度动作挑战#小情侣的甜蜜日常 谢谢你的观看🌹危险动作，请勿模仿🌹

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Someone posted this about a month ago. I'm glad I didn't make any bets.

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Every dish arrived beautifully presented, served at the right temperature, and delivered by a @sarahsmithlzl

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If anything interesting happens expect everyone to have heard about it in 20 or so minutes. When I first started working in this town, I treated it like every other place I’ve worked at. I was friendly but stern when I needed to be.

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✅ 9 MINS WALK TO WOODLANDS SOUTH MRT ✅ FULLY RENOVATED ✅ 4 ROOM ✅ 1001 SQFT