Kevin

Catholic, Pro-life, Franciscan grad, fan of LOTR, dad jokes,Cubs and Da Bears.Feel free to send me any prayer requests. Ad Jesum per Mariam.

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

If they remade Back to the Future now and Marty McFly went back in time thirty years, he’d have to help George and Lorraine to do the Macarena.

[Cubs Memes @Cubbymemes]

WE DID IT!!! WE WON A SERIES!!!

[The Blessed Salt ❤️‍🔥🇻🇦 @theblessedsalt]

My friend @TheMiddleborne is with his kid at the hospital this week, unable to earn a living. FOR EVERY SHARE THIS TWEET (the one you’re reading) gets before 12pm (CST) Friday, I’ll add a dime to the total on a gift card to his swordcraft business, up to $100, to be given at random to one of the sharers.

1000 shares = $100 gift card to one of you.

*Your share has to be public or I can’t see it, so sorry, no locked accounts.

**Limited to the USA. Sorry. If I check your account location and it’s foreign, I’m redrawing.

***Winner will be tagged in this thread and has 1 week to respond or the gift card is forfeited.

God bless!

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@DaveSomething4 @elonmusk Then he’d only have $999,990,000,000. You can see the predicament that’d leave him in.

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@DiscussingFilm To give you an idea of how rich that is, at his birthday party there were two cakes.

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

You don’t realize just how often people joke about suicide until you’ve been affected by it. Then you can’t help but notice it.

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@silversarahj I’m this guy

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@Nerdrotics I’ve always said that Doctor Who needs more punching.

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@Nerdrotics Hear me out…

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@BigBadDalek Did you exterminate him?

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@DaveSomething4 It’s annoying, innit?

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@crousselle Happy birthday!

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@theblessedsalt Gonna ask our pastor if he remembers when he was a seminary.

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@cathnerd88

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@cathnerd88 @NotDiogenes And if you want another season it’s going to be 2-5 years before you get it.

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@its_pears_ Not if you want to live más.

[Kevin @KevinAshbrook]

@catholic_love I’ll bet the phone number was something like 222-2222 (something I see a lot on billboards for lawyers and I can’t imagine the lawyer maxxing people would be different)

[Die-Hard Chicago Bulls Fans @Bullsfans]

After Michael Jordan scored a career-high 69 points in one game, Stacey King said:

“I'll always remember this as the night that Michael Jordan and I combined to score 70 points"

Amazing sense of humor. Stacey, you will be missed so much.