Kevin

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

Yesterday morning my friend was texting me all super happy and ecstatic telling me how happy she was that she just got a boyfriend. This afternoon I get a text from her:
"I'M FUCKING PREGNANT KEVIN WHAT DO I DO"

Uh...well that escalated quickly?

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

@alliephenix Congrats!

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

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[K.T.B. @KTBUpdates]

Game for you guys:

I'm trying to figure out the combination to a 4-digit lock. Reply to THIS tweet with a guess for what the combo is. I'll give $20 to whoever's guess is the closest.

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

I used to have a habit of starting all of my assignments an hour before the deadline. As of today, I am officially turning over a new leaf and starting my assignment TWO hours before the deadline.

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

@ferngullygal

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

Hell. Yes.

Halfway there.

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

Whatever you may be going through right now, you'll get through this. I promise.

I believe in you.

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

@notlululemon well aren’t you a popular one

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

@sollololol

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

@dmvgoddess My genuinely sincerest condolences

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

@ASMRstanaccount Thanks!

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

Is it great again yet?

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

just saw a girl saying that when u take a picture of the moon or the sunset and it doesn't look as good as in real life u don't think the problem is "the sky is actually ugly"u know the camera isn't fully capturing the beauty. and u should feel the same way about your selfies

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

@alliephenix99 What?

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

Judging/criticizing someone for being who they are or doing what makes them happy is mad weak.

Good luck trying to change my mind on that (you can’t).

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

I would be thrilled if the recount would reveal a Kanye victory.

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

Leaked photos of the Geneseo library, circa 2020

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

@EwdatsGROSS Just feel your joy all the time, and own it! If someone doesn't like you for who you are then the fault is with them

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

@rileycarmody What the hell? Are all of your exes basketballs?

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

@EwdatsGROSS Don't try to unfollow all the accounts at once, because apparently performing around 50-60 actions within an hour is actually more likely to get you shadowbanned than simply having the followers will.

[Kevin @KevinB_NY]

@EwdatsGROSS For what it's worth, some quick-and-dirty research on Instagram's policies tells me that Instagram gets far more suspicious when a lot of activity is coming from an individual account.