Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey

Raised in Saginaw, Accounting and Law degree make me spend too much time on details. Die hard Spartan/Lions/Tigers/Red Wings fan

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Hey DOGE and NEWSMAX, can we get an update here?  

Turns out preventing a flesh-eating parasite from invading U.S. livestock wasn’t government waste…

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

@ProjectLincoln @MeidasTouch @RonFilipkowski @RobertJMolnar

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

#Trump #Trumpsleep

What is the better nickname?

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

You still missed the point.

Niemöller wasn’t writing a guest list. He was warning about people who stay silent while others are targeted—until the targeting reaches them.

And posting a cartoon that confuses the word “socialist” with Hitler’s actual fascist dictatorship doesn’t make you educated. It makes you confidently wrong in two subjects at once.

You didn’t prove my point wrong. You volunteered to illustrate it.

Son, you are a special class of stupid, all by yourself

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

First they came for gay Americans, and Lee found excuses. Then they came for transgender Americans, and he applauded. Now his own faith gets singled out, and suddenly he remembers the Constitution.

Religious freedom that begins only when your religion is affected isn’t principle. It’s selfishness wearing temple garments.

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

@ronsterd89 Peas

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

@DecodingFoxNews The only question I have is whether they chant “pedofile” or “Fuck Trump”

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

@wesaiaioli @BasedMikeLee Google “ Martin Niemöller,” read about him for at least 5 minutes, and go to bed smarter than when you woke up

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

@thedailybeast It’s because there is a question he got wrong about clocks on dementia test. This somehow makes his wrong answer the right answer

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

Apparently Hot Load was already taken

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

Part of the cognitive test is to draw a clock and show the time like “5 to eleven”. Wanna bet that he was off by an hour?

[Walter Appling @WalterAppling]

Trump’s next GOP loyalty test: Ending the changing of the clocks

The president is personally working the phones to lobby lawmakers on ending the twice-yearly clock-changing ritual across the United States.

Already tried by Nixon in ‘74. 😡

https://t.co/D32uBiyLHj via @politico

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

@DavidBobJoeseph @BasedMikeLee No. Not were labor unions or communist in the original quote

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

@Loughlin031965 You mean Israel, right?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Kickers are way too good now. I liked it better when a solid 70% of them looked they were struggling just to get through life.

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

First they came for gay Americans, and Lee found excuses. Then they came for transgender Americans, and he applauded. Now his own faith gets singled out, and suddenly he remembers the Constitution.

Religious freedom that begins only when your religion is affected isn’t principle. It’s selfishness wearing temple garments.

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

First they came for gay Americans, and Lee found excuses. Then they came for transgender Americans, and he applauded. Now his own faith gets singled out, and suddenly he remembers the Constitution.

Religious freedom that begins only when your religion is affected isn’t principle. It’s selfishness wearing temple garments.

[Covie @covie_93]

It's funny how the female reporter is just sitting there all calm while the man who told you that a woman is too emotional to be president is having a full blown crash out on national TV.

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

@SenTuberville Real American pride means defending everyone’s freedom—not wrapping your prejudice in a flag and pretending it’s patriotism. That isn’t pride. It’s bigotry with a bumper sticker.

[Hugh_Herbert_Humphrey @KevinBank1]

@SecWar No…after the Senate confirmed you, an idiot, they chose not to make the same mistake again

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

You know, Republicans Presidential children have addictions too. We just need Donald Jr. to shift to crack to own the libs.