@FoxNews That's okay, you can tell them they're going to a fiery pit to burn for eternity, sent there by a just and loving god who doesn't like the dude you fell in love with.
@ohhanxiety Writing "God Bless the U.S.A" after spending his last dollar buying the copyright or choking on his own vomit in the parking lot of an In and Out burger. A real coin flip.