Kevin Branco

Happy fun loving awkward.

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

From 1973 to 2022, Canada and Denmark were at war.
Over the course of the war, several soldiers on both sides were wounded....by hangovers. And it was all fought over a tiny island the size of a city block.
Let's learn about The Whisky War!

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[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Vous ne pouvez pas prendre notre pays — et vous ne pouvez pas prendre notre sport.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.

[Kevin Branco @KevinBranco]

@cusm_muhc I’m sure them making me walk back at fort from the gates to the parking desk and back just to get this anonymous email to voice my concerns will be worth it. And then gouging me for the parking fee anyway - because i didn’t want to make people get home even later.

[Kevin Branco @KevinBranco]

@cusm_muhc Frustratingly I got charged for my parking and the privilege of waiting a half an hour to exit the parking lot in my car. I want to believe the 6.50$ i paid is going directly towards better services and care, but the attitude of parking staff was not reassuring.

[Kevin Branco @KevinBranco]

@cusm_muhc Good afternoon MUHC!!! Just left an appointment at the RVH. Had to wait a while but it was worth it, the doctor was great! Left the building and tried to leave at 15:35 before my 15:50 parking ran out… Only to get stuck in a car lineup and make it to the exit at 16:15

[Kevin Branco @KevinBranco]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/2rplkHxbhv

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Trump will be remembered in history for giving the internet such an amazing gift…

It will be an even bigger gift to Harris and America in general though.

https://t.co/dIKbLNRKmq

[HypnoFlick @HypnoFlick]

This is how a piston engine work in an aircraft

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The original Michelin Man from 1894.
He was is white because rubber tires are naturally white. It was not until 1912 that carbon chemicals were mixed into the white tires, which turned them black. The change was structural, not aesthetic. By adding carbon, tires became more durable.

Michelin also began reviewing restaurants so that more people would travel further distances in their cars to eat at these restaurants. This, in turn, would wear down their tires faster and force them to buy more.

The star system that Michelin uses goes up to three and is broken down by whether or not it's worth driving to the restaurant:

One star: "A very good restaurant in its category" (Une très bonne table dans sa catégorie)

Two stars: "Excellent cooking, worth a detour" (Table excellente, mérite un détour)

Three stars: "Exceptional cuisine, worth a special journey" (Une des meilleures tables, vaut le voyage).

[Starfield @StarfieldGame]

We're giving away a limited-edition #Starfield @amdgaming GPU and CPU! Follow and repost for a chance to win - a winner will be messaged on August 30!

Rules: https://t.co/KuFwVsEUHo

[jake @tony_magoni]

The movie “Zardoz” takes place in 2023, so get ready for everyone to start dressing like this

[PowerColor @PowerColor]

The Devil will morph into many shapes.. Beware! 😈

❗️Giveaway❗️
Make a reel and make it real, retweet and use #PowerColor_pimp_my_rig and tag @PowerColor and you might just get pimped with a very special PowerColor Devil.

[Kevin Branco @KevinBranco]

@nickfourtimes

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus

[Kevin Branco @KevinBranco]

Spent 1 hour in queue to login this morning, played 30 minutes, server dropped me, stuck in a longer queue again!!! @BlizzardCS maybe you should reallocate those dead wow servers to D2!!! #Diablo2Resurrected #Warcraft

[Kevin Branco @KevinBranco]

@larley Holy guacamole! You look like the metal version of john Lennon

[Kevin Branco @KevinBranco]

.@JustinTrudeau @FP_Champagne @AlexandraBrStL You put a fox in charge of the henhouse. Now Telecom competition is dead. #FireIanScott for his big business bias and correct the #CRTC on its arbitrary wholesale internet ruling!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I feel like someone should tell Daft Punk this is literally the worst time to hang up your masks.

[Kevin Branco @KevinBranco]

@davidusher Hey! Did you just cross paths with a Bearded construction guy crossing StDominique? That was me!