Kevin M. Calpin

Braves fake reporter. Almost got on @680_the_Fan once as a caller. The Frozen Dope. This bio is likely untrue. Also, follow the real @KevinMcAlpin

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

This is how you know being a #Braves fan is like being in an abusive relationship. Freddie Freeman has been the most consistent superstar the team has had for 5 years and he has a bad stretch and gets turned on.

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

I mean, Holbrook owes us. Sooooo...

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

I kinda hate this move. Hamilton for Donaldson? I we just tie it up, we are going to need Donaldson's bat later. And he's a plus defender at 3rd.

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

I get wanting to trash Melancon, but that was a really good pitch that Ozuna fished the opposite way.

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

Terrible baseball

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

It's a 5 game series. Can everyone just relax? Gracious, y'all got my blood up...

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

Welp. This didn't age well.

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

Probably the only good thing about the Braves.

The Freeze.

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

Happy birthday to us.
Happy birthday to us.
Happy birthday McAlpin-Calpin.
Happy birthday to us!!!
:)
@KevinMcAlpin

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

Thinking about changing our ptitcher's name to FoltyShoveItUpYourArse. #braves

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

@JDunnah @bravesbelieve #enjoysbaseballoffense ?

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

This is one of those "little things can really matter" at bats from Markakis. Making a hot pitcher throw a lot of pitches in the first inning from a great long at bat. Will pay dividends later. #Braves

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

*nods head vigorously* https://t.co/C8qTj8IUOd

[M. Shawn Arnold @ShawnATL]

There are no active players in MLB that teams have designated as a team captain. I submit that the Atlanta @Braves should consider Freddie Freeman for that post. Right now. #CapFree @chrisdimino @RealMattlanta

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

@KevinMcAlpin Mrs. Calpin says hello as well

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

I'm in the building McCalpin! @KevinMcAlpin

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

Oh boy... https://t.co/0FdSk8QVPo

[Tim Healey @timbhealey]

BREAKING: Sandy Alderson said the Mets asked Matt Harvey today to go to the minors.

Harvey refused.

The Mets are designating Matt Harvey for assignment tomorrow.

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

Press and hold the "n" key! https://t.co/yCXeQqT9wc

[Joe Covey @smilinJoe15]

@KevinCalpin @KevinMcAlpin @Braves What anout on your phone? Prolly need the Spanish keyboard or something.

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

@DrewKing0 Lol. Well done. :)

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

Dear #BravesFam,

In order to make this letter:

ñ

You just need to hold down the Alt key and type 164. Hopefully you need it for a lot of years. :)

#Acuña

@KevinMcAlpin @Braves

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

Managed to get a naked pic of Preston Tucker.

[Kevin M. Calpin @KevinCalpin]

@BabyHuey3B Have I told you I missed you in the offseason? Because I did.

#CRUSHLIFE