Kevin R. 🐝🇺🇸🇲🇽

30 years old, G37 owner. DD-214 recipient.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.

Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.

Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.

People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.

Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.

He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.

That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.

There is a name for it.

So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.

The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.

And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.

Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.

And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.

Just another joke at our expense.

[Kevin R. 🐝🇺🇸🇲🇽 @KevinEleven27]

@Bedlam_Beersie @okitsRGS That’s freakin awesome

[Kevin R. 🐝🇺🇸🇲🇽 @KevinEleven27]

@Bedlam_Beersie @okitsRGS “The wrong son died!”

[Gamer Supps® @GamerSupps]

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[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀NDEEDEE ✟🦇 @Nai_muur]

me aburría así que crucifiqué a netanyahu

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon https://t.co/bKteFZ3iWE

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Sonion I’m crying

Bro said “that’s all for now” and the server said “FOR NOW?” LMFAOOOOO

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Mayonnaise is officially an instrument, according to a new study commissioned by Hellman’s

Researchers found it fits the scientific definition when used to intentionally create sound

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

happy birthday Desmond Miles

miss you every day

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

As US troops deploy to the Middle East.

As gas prices spike.

As 92,000 jobs vanish in a single month.

As scores of children die in elementary schools.

As acid rain falls over Tehran.

As Switzerland breaks 200 years of neutrality to call it a war crime.

As Iran announces a new Supreme Leader.

As the Epstein files stay buried.

Donald Trump is playing golf.

At his own resort.

With his billionaire friends.

This is the man who said he’d lower your cost of living on day one.

[Daniel Pika @itsDanielPika]

It's 2004. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.

It's 2026. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

I will not sit idly as they use me as a prop in a closed-door kangaroo court by a Republican Party running scared. If they want answers, let’s stop the games & do this the right way: in a public hearing, where the American people can see for themselves what this is really about.

[French Response @FrenchResponse]

Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial.
Turning it into political theater is manipulation.
Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France.

[Vegeta @Vegeta]

i don't trust the government.

[🛹🤙🤟CIA Skateboarding Analyst W/ 8 Kids🤟🤙🛹 @CiaKids]

called it

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

@SamsProStation @GamesCage_ @CRosenMusic SEGA is finally releasing the files!

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

@elonmusk You’re in the files nigga don’t try this space man shit now

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Vance on Jan. 8: "You have a federal law enforcement official engaging in federal law enforcement action. That's a federal issue. That guy's protected by absolute immunity."

Vance today: "I didn't say that officers who engaged in wrongdoing would enjoy immunity. That's absurd."