I once flew out of Grand Forks North Dakota. The one guy working: checked luggage, ran security, was the gate agent, and (I shit you not) served us beers at the airport bar and drank one himself. I still believe that, if needed, he would have flown the plane.
Lots of jokes about the My Pillow guy but ask yourself this: does anyone know who Biden’s pillow guy is? we’re about to have a president who has no advisors from the pillow industry, let that sink in