Kevin Flanagan

Voted “Most Fun to Be With” and “Class Clown” by my high school class, but I don’t like to live in the past.

[CC @PeteIncaviglia]

A collector was popping off to this traffic cop this morning about taking too long to stop traffic. As we crossed the cop said, "Go sell your f@*%ing cards nerd. Get lost!"

Don't talk smack to Rosemont PD at The National! So funny!

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

@ABC @meganhawkinsabc Delta has enlisted the help of Howie Mandel to close the deal…

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIZZO AND GALLO IN THE BRONX @BS_NewYork

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

@Jdonovan_10 Possibly my new favorite baseball team after I discovered their little person batboy at the 15 second mark…

[DODGERS B2B WS CHAMPS 🏆🇲🇽 @Jdonovan_10]

That’s my fucking city right there LMAOOO Los Toros de Tijuana 🇲🇽🇲🇽

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

Salesforce has started loading a 787 with medical supplies including oxygen concentrators & pulse oximeters & will land it in India May 8th. All of our hearts and prayers are with our brothers and sisters in India. May they all be protected, healed, & blessed. ❤️🇮🇳

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

So proud of my cousin’s great story about El Presidente helping small businesses!!

[Megan Hawkins @meganhawkinsabc]

"Small business, big dreams. That's how I look at it." Great interview with @barstoolsports founder Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente on his multimillion-dollar effort to save small businesses across the country. #barstoolfund
https://t.co/84eGxFw6PC

[Megan Hawkins @meganhawkinsabc]

"Small business, big dreams. That's how I look at it." Great interview with @barstoolsports founder Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente on his multimillion-dollar effort to save small businesses across the country. #barstoolfund
https://t.co/84eGxFw6PC

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

@stevebyrnelive @TBSNetwork #whatwearethankfulfortoday

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

When they say to surround yourself with positive people and block the negative people out of your life, they weren’t talking about the COVID-19 test results.
#WearAMaskSaveALife #SocialDistancing

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

@SigurTom Can’t spoil them! The kids, not the milk...

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there! I like to be the Dad I never had and actually return home with the milk I told my kids I was going out to get...

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

There’s something poetic about how such an ugly action can spark so many souls to come together for a beautiful and peaceful deomonstration...

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

So how is everyone doing on their New Year’s resolution? No excuses!!

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

I’ve been helping my unemployed neighbor by conducting mock interviews. “Where do you see yourselves in 5 years?” “In lock down from COVID-24?” Nailed it...

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

Can we expand the definition of the term “raw-dogging” to include going out in public without a mask?

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

Elmhurst Police issue ‘final warning’ for residents to wear pants to check mailbox. @elmhurstfunion @CityofElmhurst @Elmhurst_Police

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

In an effort to boost morale, Dr. Moyer announces Casual Fridays for the remainder of school year... This week’s theme, favorite hoodies.

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

You wouldn’t know it from the picture but the top one is a fitted sheet I folded. I heard rumors that older women find this ability sexy... Gonna show my wife- stay tuned!

[Kevin Flanagan @KevinFlanagan79]

@Lin_Manuel Think you can work your magic and make Tiger King into a musical? Instead of hip hip, maybe some scat singing? I’m available if you need help writing the songs. Shooby doozy, duwhat,duwhat, Carol Baskin did it, duwhat,duwhat...