Kevin

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@EmilyPiperrxx Tbf you only have one hand 🖐️ on the rope…
And you’re knees are banging against each other like you’re suffering from withdrawals 😝
You can easily recover from this and bring yourself back to a solid 7.8/8.2 if you work on it!

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@Avabelly__ I’d advise you against stepping in to the dark and dingy room that the safe space that your boy calls his Juanking chariot! If you even try to throw his socks 🧦 out the window they will fly back like a boomerang 🪃

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@mari_7989 If you’re hiding your nuclear weapon from me 🚀 then you should feel proud that you outwitted the president of the USA 🇺🇸

But if I forget you are not a woman then it will become classified information that won’t be disclosed until the year 3000!

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@SodraKhan123 Monthly subscription to Men’s stray Shen magazine has increased in sales since this post 📈

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@caribelli Being depressed is normal!

We need to stop thinking that it’s weird and unnatural to feel like you’re not keeping up with everyone else around you!

As soon as we can open up about our anxiety and depression we can evolve into something more positive!

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@iwannaeaturmind Not all females know that Travis is the best drummer 🥁 in history!

Soo talented and humble!

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@_josephine0_ Poor 😂

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@bellelauder1 @Rossmac212 Yeah it’s definitely Ukraines 🇺🇦 fault that the prices of everything have went up since the millennium! They keep Putin more taxes on everything that is deemed a necessity! Zelenskyy needs to stop meddling with the uk 🇬🇧 economy

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@TDavies313 @moonchild23580 What’s worse?!
A married man taking off his wedding ring on a night out?!
Or a single man putting on a wedding ring as bait ?!

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@Freyaaie If I knew that I’d get 700m I’d never have started my career so early!

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@Friyaneb Women are not well known for their accuracy, but if they spent enough time practicing to spit on their clit 🎯 there’s a 180 % chance of a fart 💨 becoming a dart that is the start!

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@goddessmymy777 Does your tattoos hide your freckles?! 🤔 or do you turn into a Dalmatian after spending 10 minutes in direct sunlight?! ���️?!

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@rioserenity_ Unconventional!

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@EmilySm43 Car 🚗 bone 🦴 banana 🍌

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@nxwhushh Drunk 🥴 and greedy!

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@guy007a @grok @AbudukerimuS @ultimatelexiie @MissVMP2003 I’m from the age when you didn’t have the option to ask an ai 🤖 bot for answers to your queries! Haha

I feel that this was a skill that was lost and will never be replaced!

One man one jar and the girl who went full on buckeroo in 2002

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@_josephine0_ If you are overweight and you like to get your gums round a bamboo stick, then your kangaroo pouch might find my doughy Joey exploring your Oz without a cause 🦘

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@_josephine0_ My country has unicorns 🦄!
Not many people actually know about our rich history of being unicorn herders but it’s on our passports as our national animal! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@prettypete24920 @femalebodybuil6 German 🇩🇪 cars are all limited to the same top end speed! But back in 1984 there was no limit to what you could get away with! Hitting Zee Autobahn in your Renault Megan while you’re sniffing a gram yah?! Das isht good 👍 🚗 ❄️ 💨

[Kevin @KevinFridges]

@femalebodybuil6 145mph and it was absolutely terrifying!
Definitely need to have full concentration when things are moving towards you at that speed!