WMhy has every handshake turned into a weird half-hug? Just shake my hand. I don’t need the grab, pull-in, shoulder bump, back slap, hold, release, dap combo. A handshake should take like two seconds. Shake. Let go. Move on.en’s handshakes have gotten way out of hand
AYnd you can't file a police report on being robbed of your childhood. You can't put a BOLO out for Authenticity.ou're grateful be who you are, but still grieve that different person, that shadow self lurking in your mind.