kijana slim

Too dead to die🦏

[BEN @ben_bernardd]

Rashford when Anthony Gordon ask am where the washroom dey:

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Harvesting rain water without a government license will be a criminal offence.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Can we make this the most liked Bruno Fernandes tweet?😭❤️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

I love him so much ❤️

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

Congratulations Sammy Kamau Ngotho for winning the DCP PARTY Nominations and securing the position to be the party parliamentary flag bearer in the forthcoming by-elections.

Our Party, DCP, has faith in you and the people of Olkalou that we shall get a win in the July 16th 2026 by-elections. As we hand you the party certificate today, engage the people of Olkalou and listen to them.on how they wish to be led. This is as articulated in our party philosophy.

I salute the people of Olkalou for coming out to vote during the party primaries and choosing the leader they want to carry the flag of their party.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

To understand why single motherhood is prevalent in Central kenya,I would recommed you listened to two people who have first hand raw expirience with kikuyu women and you will understand that kikuyu women are genetically evil by nature. They are not good people. One of Witnesses was called Mwalimu george wanjaro. In his 40 songs that he produced,in 25 of them he is wailing.

The women massacred him badly. From Jaqcline to jane to diana all of them showed him dust. Kwanza Jane was a single mother,wanjaro took them in and even paid for janes daughters’ school fees in class 2. But she still left him for a richer man because wanjaro didnt have milking cows

But before Mwalimu george,there was another guy who also suffered the wrath of kikuyu women. Mwaka wa 1989. His name was joseph kamaru. Immedietly he forgived her for cheating in november and swore she would never repeat it. In December she told him she was going to see her parents. Na akafanyiwa mpaka shopping,wakanunua mikate na majani. Buana kumbe Mwanamke ilifika stage ilibadilisha route,Magèthie mobatha na kada cìa Corolla. When he asked her why she did that,he says she tried crying but no tears were coming from her eyes

After he got another girlfriend,still kikuyu. She cheated on him again,with a conductor. The conductor would even come looking for her when kamaru was in the house on saturday. Bwana niliamua kikuyu women is a no go zone. Mimi heri nioe mjaruo anipigange nikirudi nyumbani nikiwa mlevi.

Khabusie!

[CLINTON 💫 @LilMoGh]

Guess who lost the ball that made PSG score 😂😂.

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

Those uncles and aunties complaining that we don’t call them, do their own kids call our parents?

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

I thought Messi winning the World Cup was bad but Arsenal winning the champions league bro…

I can’t even begin to imagine the pain

[kay @kayspits]

A man is someone who can choose a football game over cuddles

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

We’ve been lying to ourselves for a while

Deep down we knew that this Man City side aren’t those guys anymore

Congratulations Arsenal💔

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

Kisumu City, my Home. Thank you 🙏, I owe you and I shall make you happy soon. I told you, Kenyans, that those GOONS are USELESS. I knew I would manage of all them and that’s exactly what happened. Next time, don’t joke with me if you are a Goon.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Photo of the day

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ahsante Kisumu.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

How are we playing better with 10 men than we did with 11 men

I’ll never understand this club

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

HOW TF WE GETTING COOKED AT HOME BY RELEGATION CONTENDERS ???

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

So you asked Gachagua for proof and when he provided it, you pull your ethnic card? Using the ministry of health letter head to address to political beef?

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

There are claims that fake eggs are flooding the Kenyan market!