KMP Greenlegs

Mil-spouse. Stay-at-home father of two toddlers, one who said "fuck" the other day. Chasing down my CPA.

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, One Life One Chance: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/3LTqjCHUpa

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I'm using my once-a-year Tweet to tell you to read everything @laurenthehough has written. The viral "Cable Guy" piece is exceptional, but her work at Wrath Bearing Tree is astounding. https://t.co/SbBEzfukBO

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@SJD10304 To be fair, I don’t think many people give a you know what about either.

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Seeing @metric for the... Eleventieth or so time tonight. First time not in Michigan. Feels like old friends are in town.

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We walked into waiting room. I noticed there were no windows. Then realized why: we have to watch Fox News coverage of Syrian refugee crisis

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Can we go back in time just far enough to when I could make a decent living as an etymologist? #Pelf #Noumena #Clue #Whiskey #Assassin

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Why isn't it called a teethbrush? #importantquestions

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I can't be the only one who always reads "muscly" at first glance as "musk-ully" a la Popeye, right?

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Happy Birthday to Wesley! He's 1 year old. Shares it with @lancearmstrong Thanks for the bday cake face photo Pete!

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@tyforquer ha! Terrific.

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I'm no arbiter of the arts but come on: painting "is this art?" on anything immediately earns an eye roll.

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It's 58 degrees and I'm freezing. Where do I turn in my Michigander card? #GoneNative

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Intimate Engagement Photos in San Diego: Brooke & Mike
http://t.co/Ft7s2dZAvI #MissionTrails #EngagementPhotos #SaveTheDate

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Best way to make your Kia Spectra feel like a Lambo? Drive a Car2Go for an hour. Also works if you want the Kia to feel like an F350.

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Hiding in a corner, dressed in black, two cameras with ISO set to 2000. This is engagement photography.

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Welcome Wesley! Born the day @thejensie crushed the #HourRecord how cool! #FutureRoadie #HourRecord2040

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It's a boy! Welcome Wesley to the world! Shares a birthday w/ @lancearmstrong How cool! #FutureRoadie

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Just photographed a kid named Kal-El. Somebody's parents just get it.

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Listen, I like zydeco as much as the next guy but do we ever have to actually listen to it?