Kevin Hart

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[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

"I'll just sleep for 5 more minutes.." *30 mins later* "SHIT!!"

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

S[he] Beli[wantedasandwich]

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

"What does STFU mean?". "Shut the fuck up". "Damn dude, chill! I was just asking

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

A hangover is just nature's way of saying you kicked ass last night.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

I hate when girls say "I'm single but my heart is taken" bitch, that nigga don't love you. move on !!!

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

This is a A & B conversation so C your way out before D & E come F you up like a G !

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

That mini heart attack you get when someone says - "Guess what I heard about you.."

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends." *When I go out* "I want to go home, I hate people."

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

Hoes these days be black as hell with sky blue contacts and bright blonde hair... looking like a burnt "smurf"

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Dear rappers, Please stop putting police sirens in your songs. Sincerely, one paranoid driver.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

you know what really turns me on? unprotected.... wifi 😁;)

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

I want to high five your face with a stapler

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

You cannot possibly fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.

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How come when your wife is pregnant all her female friends rub her tummy & say congratulations but no one rubs your balls and says good job?

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"I'm ugly".. Oh excuse me hoe you spelled "attention seeking whore" wrong.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

If we're texting and you write 'cum' instead of 'come' l'm gonna assume you want to have sex with me

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

Rick Ross Twitter password "10PcWithaCoke"

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart2Crazy]

When my name's in a math problem? Class: *Stares at me* Me: "That's right bitches. I bought 60 watermelons."