Kevin Hart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too...not in the cage, but laughing at you

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

Me: "I have to tell you this story about-" *starts laughing* *deep breath* Ok there was this... *starts laughing*

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

How do you photoshop yourself and still be ugly? That's like cheating on test and still failing..

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

Hoes think they be exposing niggaz with screenshots...You really showing how basic you are

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

Saying "Wow, You're cool." when you see someone doing something stupid.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

If Ron Artest had a little more room he would have successfully completed his drop kick.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

Why Its Not All About Looks - https://t.co/3x9DC7d9cp

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

When your parents call your name and don't say nothing, then you gotta get up and shit

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

P.U.S.S.Y = Push - Until - She - Screams - Yesssss!

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

Yelling at your phone or computer as if it can actually understand you.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

25 years from now: Dad, how did you meet mom? "Well son, your mom just had the hottest profile pic so I had to friend request that."

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, "In Jesus name, amen.."

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

"ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME" Nobody told you to try them all bitch.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

Teenagers: The most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children and expected to act like adults.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

WOW! You're hot! At night... Miles away..... Behind a wall...... ln a cave...... Deep underground..... To a blind person.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

fuck that single life .

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

The word “Girl” originally meant a child of either sex.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

My texting speed depends on your importance.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHartMsgs]

BITCH, so much shit comes out your mouth, your ass is jealous.