Kevin Hoole

Writer. Gamer. Lawyer. Breathing enthusiast. My tweets are my own.

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@selentelechia continent: surrounded by water for Good reasons

incontinent: surrounded by water for Bad reasons

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My favourite part of the #Olympic2024 opening ceremony was when we spent 20 minutes watching a robot horse try make it to a 40 minute shareholder's meeting.

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#TheWolfHunt book launch @ExclusiveBooks @CavendishCT

I'm taking notes for when I'm sitting there.

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Let me tell you a story about stale bread and spoiled votes.

#southafrica #elections #elections2024🇿🇦 #vote #protest

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@webafrica @vumatel Yes, thank you, but that isn't helpful information. I need to SPEAK to someone, to answer other questions. Like, WHY only the 11th, if the previous ISP's service was cut now? And what options do I have in the interim? And when did unattended chat windows become a support method?

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@vumatel, tell @webafrica that they're going to have zero customers soon if their support options are so kak. I've been waiting 24 hours so far for someone from support to talk to me, but all I'm getting are automated messages...

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@webafrica please contact me, I've been waiting over an hour for assistance

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@JesterLee01

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@WOOLWORTHS_SA It would, tho

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Jump into a bold and beautiful 2.5D action-adventure in Tales of Kenzera: Zau, coming April 23, 2024 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch and PC.

#TheGameAwards

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@rachelheleva @sftrabbit @games_astra Hi Rachel, I've reached out, but haven't received a reply. Could we chat?

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Hi @sftrabbit and @rachelheleva, I'd really like to get in touch regarding @games_astra. Could we connect to have a chat?

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@rachelheleva @sftrabbit @games_astra Hi Rachel, thanks! I've just reached out.

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@MikeMakesMovie @timminchin @hulu Looks like they needed to give Renee Zellweger top billing, but had to figure out how to still place her above Catherine Zeta-Jones in a left-to-right reading format, so they decided to literally put her above her...

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So, God delegated the task of *building* the ark to Noah, but took it upon Themself to *tell* all the animals to get to it?

Why?

It seems like a pretty arbitrary division between Production and Marketing.

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Why are all the double-barrel first names always the standard things like "Mary-Kate" or "Michael-John"?

Why aren't they more adventurous and beefy, like "Theresa-Veronica" or "Johnathan-Johnathan"?

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New wrestler concept:

"The Undertaker"

A disgruntled, ex-Fortune500 project manager and executive assistant.

He will undertake any tasks necessary to get the Championship Belt.

Moves include:

Project Slamagement
Deadline
Out of Orifice

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If you listen closely, you can hear the subtle susurrus of a 59.39 million anuses tightening.

#RWCFinal

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The Ampath slogan is "Pathology is in our DNA".

I can see what they're getting at, but it kinda just sounds like their DNA is toxic...

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What are some of the ways to mime "I'm sorry/forgive me"?

I can only think of holding both hands up and dropping your head slightly, like a symbol of subservience.

There's also the tilted head + frown, but that could also just evoke pity, not a request for forgiveness.