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[matt @mattybtweets69]

Urologists really went to school and majored in penis

[mika @mikasagrada]

como é a sensação de reassistir uma série quando você tem uma memória péssima:

[★☭MassStrikeNow☭★ @strike_dr]

Alien Predators are more human than IDF

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

Baby, Ms Rachel is on IG cutting up!

[Seyed Mohammad Marandi @s_m_marandi]

Is Western media saying anything about the ongoing ethnic cleansing campaign in the occupied West Bank?

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Israel is the only country in the world that can bomb 9 countries and invade 3 neighboring countries in one year; kill 100,000 people—including 25,000 children—in 1,000 days; displace nearly 6 million people in 3 countries; starve 2 million people in Gaza; violate Geneva and Vienna Conventions, international law, human rights, and state sovereignty; kidnap, rape and torture children and women; shoot, imprison and murdering; and still be perceived as the victim.

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

Chinese drone: Tells you to stop breaking the law so you don't drown

Israeli drone: Plays audio of babies crying to lure civilians to their death

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

A condom rly? Single use plastic? You hate the planet

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[lazaro galhos @lazarogalhos]

enquanto tomava café o jornal falava sobre a volta as aulas e eu lembrei que quando se estuda você tem um lugar a chegar, mas quando você só trabalha, não existe essa chegada, você corre sem linha de chegada, foi o café mais amargo da minha vida

[marie @astou_jolie]

One thing I have noticed in Africa is: the poorer the country, the richer the politicians. And the people don’t seem to be bothered enough.

[the english simmer @EnglishSimmer]

not this halftime show being “let’s unite and love the world” whilst they’re actively bombing countries who were in the world cup and funding genocides

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

If you left an empty seat for each person you’ve killed in Gaza, the stadium would be empty.

[🫶🏼💖 @SunshinesDeluxe]

Seeing one of gods most majestic and divine creatures, fight so valiantly against the destruction and rampaging of his home should do untold psychic damage to your psyche. We should be radicalized by this.

[pjeffa (🦧,🦧) @jeff82874662]

My dad texting me to warn me that Taco Bell poisoned a bunch of customers in New York State

My brother in Christ, the safest day to fly in the history of the world was September 12, 2001

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave.

Me after five minutes:

[cole @wyacole]

How it feels to have a gift for someone but you can't tell them yet

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Pesa ya kuunda barabara anapeana kama handouts hiyo ingine anabuy gari kubwa za kupita the poor roads

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Here's a clip of a passenger being removed from a matatu and beaten to a pulp in Naivasha during the 2007/2008 PEV